You're the protagonist of your own life

29 | he/him

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[funny-tik-toks]

[fierceawakening]

I love how hard Steve is laughing.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Assigned Daquan at the Stand up comedy club

[gandalfsbignaturals]

oh my GOD what is her name i wanna watch more

[starmancyrus]

That is Christopher Caldwell aka Bob the Drag queen and he is iconic

[geocaprican]

I’ve seen this clip countless time (and still fucking funny 😂🤣) but I was today years old when I learned Bob’s government name, which honestly makes this joke even funnier

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm sorry Chris chose the name Bob and is complaining about Steve?

[rocketbirdie]

𓋴𓎛𓅨𓂋𓇋𓀁

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[burr-ell]

[somevariationofgay]

My origins...

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?

You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!

What do you think?

I love it!!

it's alright

Ew

EW

oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!

Result/other

Voting ended onJul 12

(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)

[evstratt]

THE PLANET ADRIAN PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[chongoblog]

Youtubers who just cover horror content are a godsend because horror is incredibly fascinating for me to analyze but also I’m a baby who hates getting scared

[chongoblog]

I've gotta help out here, since Wendigoon sucks and you deserve better

Night Mind is good at covering various ARGs and Youtube horror series. Been a fan of Nick Nocturne for a long time now, and definitely recommend his stuff

Lately I've been checking out Nightmare Movies, who tends to cover obscure horror/exploitation movies including a lot of foreign stuff. I've got a couple minor gripes with his presentation (I may post a clip thats accidentally really funny later), but definitely good for branching out and finding something new and creepy

One channel I can't recommend enough is Dead Meat. They have a series called "Kill Count" where they go over every death in a horror movie, and while doing so, go in-depth as to how the effects were done. It's a fantastic channel with a high production value and a lot of very clear adoration for the genre. With over 500 Kill Count episodes, I can't recommend it enough for any horror fan.

[galacticsabc]

Time go fishing, question?

[fanfic-chan]

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

[likelightinglass]

Link to Part 2

[likelightinglass]

Link to Part 1

[spyderverse]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[jorolle]

"They come to my class every day. And they’re all going to end up in a Mad Max nightmare world if we don’t solve this problem. Yeah, I was wrong about the water. I don’t care about that. I care about those kids. So give me some gosh-darned Astrophage!"

project hail mary + book quotes 2/?

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller // PROJECT HAIL MARY (2021) by Andy Weir