The Artificial Ginger

Even the moon, master of the seas, illuminator of the night, has her craters

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[bob-belcher]

T’Challa plays Black Jeopardy. (x)

[king-emare]

I love this

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

LMAO raisins 😩😩😩😩

[everydaylouie]

a bird apartment

[puppiestotherescue]

[noelbadgespugh]

[awwww-cute]

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”

[5starbando]

[bearie]

love this song

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[kues]

[aarondav1s]

Decided to get outside tonight on a whim. Was not disappointed. 

[kaijutegu]

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

Every time he sees it, he balls up.

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

Pretty soon it became his best friend!

There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

Including protecting him from the other stapler.

The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

[kaijutegu]

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

[kaijutegu]

UPDATE: it’s 2016 and I’m pleased to announce that he’s FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!

He likes it now!

[himb0bunny]

Tell him I’m proud of him

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

This post is so pure!

[archiemcphee]

If Harker the snek can overcome his fear of staplers, you can do anything you set your mind to.

This brave snake is our New Year reminder that whatever you do, do it awesomely:

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[innocent-q]

[i-asmaaa]

lofff herrr

[horseface]

jackiii

[pocblog]

Bruno Mars - Finesse (Remix) [Feat. Cardi B]