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you know what day it is……….

Well after an unfortunate breakdown on the last Friday the 13th of last decade I was hospitalized for a week and informed that I don't have anxiety I have PTSD from all the abuse and neglect I went through as a kid.

I'm on new meds and still struggling to come to terms with my diagnosis but I'm doing better than before and am back to waste more time on Tumblr now. Not that any of y'all miss my weird reblogs.

Moral of the story is don't stop taking your meds without talking to your doctor or psychiatrist about it.

#personal #PTSD #depression #don't forget to take your meds

underlandwarrior

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

systlin

Look.

Look at the lack of tit cups.

mama-sass

Bonus:

roachpatrol

argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story.

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’.

after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’

victoriancuddler

#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)

chirrutbaze

a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!

sithrightsactivist

also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”

no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.

holybatlogic

Bless this post

niggazinmoscow

cheat code

amoisthobo

This will work, I used to be a recruiter. Recruiters don’t got time to read every single resume they see, they look for keywords, find what they want, Call and do a preliminary interview. That’s it lol

afronerdism

This is amazing

thesagexoe-deactivated20190522

Omg!!!

between-stars-and-waves

Boosting this!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AMAZING :D

I will remember this tip!

bitchesgetriches

I have no idea if this works at all, but I don’t see how it could hurt. I’m all about resume cheat codes. Here’s some more advice:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job

chondrichthyes-nuts

Brilliant

But also use those resume buzzwords too!

Words like: manage, maintain, coordinate, monitors, processes, etc can be used in your resume to draw attention to it!

omghotmemes

Friday the 13th

everythingfox

Not sure what this is but I love him

duskullite

Oh he’s baby!

ithelpstodream

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

irishfino

[drives over hitler’s death site]

nichtschwert

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

bucketslutz

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

imagesofperfection

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

withywindlesdaughter

reblog this forever

garlic-slut

It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.

milkywhoreos

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

shiraglassman

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

demonladytakkuri

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

apocalypse-arising

This reply made this post 101x better

karmacharmeleon18

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

chewbacca

Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)

starkeaton

only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion

waitingtorespawn-deactivated202

how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what

tiffanyblews666

Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:

kajra-re

Dil Dhadakne Do, 2015.

butterflyinthewell

If your political stance is rooted in somebody else’s oppression, then the oppressed people your stance is oppressing don’t have the luxury of letting it go or agreeing to disagree.

They can’t just let it go or agree to disagree because you threaten their right to exist.

terminallytwee

a relapse does not affect your worth as a person <3

12lotus

I don’t think people realise how easy it is to feel ugly when you’re South East Asian.

I know so many popular East Asian bloggers, who always get so many notes because of how elegant and refined and. Pale. They are. Those are standards most of us can never achieve. I’ve never seen a selfie set of a southeast Asian girl break 1k: but I’ve seen plenty, and I mean plenty of pale East Asians break 3k easy.

I know East Asian bloggers who go on about racism against East Asians and act like it’s universal. I know some who will talk about East Asian racism but never breathe a word about racism against southeast Asians.

I know East Asian bloggers who literally don’t follow any South East Asians. The ones who say that it doesn’t matter because “we’re all East Asian!” Technically. Or those who act like we’re a different breed and a different species.

I wonder if most East Asians know that their beauty standards get passed down to our countries. I wonder if they know how it hurts a lot of us.

So I’m giving a shoutout to every southeast Asian girl. Every one of you,if us, deserves to feel pretty.

I’m talking about the Indonesian gals with broad noses. The Malay girls who wear Tudung and are mocked. Chinese Singaporeans who are still not “Chinese enough” for mainlanders. Filipino girls who feel guilty about their curly or frizzy hair. Indian Singaporeans who are feel like they need to be pale to be worth something ( you don’t). Thai girls who are told their country is only good for farming rice. Myanmar girls who get asked mockingly if they’re domestic workers. Even if you are, there is no shame in that. Every Cambodian girl who felt bad about having thick lips. I know I left a lot of people out, and I’m sorry. But if you’re reading this and haven’t seen yourself here - you are just as worthy and my spirit and strength and good wishes are with you

You are all beautiful. Every single one of you. We are all beautiful. It’s hard to see it and it’s hard to feel it sometimes but we are. You are. Every one of you. Pride to our people!

12lotus

I have never seen a proper positivity post for southeast Asian girls by a southeast Asian girl so could you please reblog this? I want any southeast Asian girl seeing this to know I love them

dreamworksmoments

afronerdism

God my heart

#and now my eyes sting #im gonna be emotional

airborneranger63

Hey idk how many boys follow me, but I wanna let you know that the general idea we seem to have as society that you need to man up and not cry is fucking bonkers. If your partner mocks you for crying, they ain’t shit.