A Dark Fantasy – Justified to KILL A KAREN
“Are you a student here!? Nakakahiya –“ before she could even finish her words, I cut her poisonous speech. I actually wanted to say I CUT HER TONGUE OUT WITH MY NEW KNIFE FROM PRIMEBEEF STEAKS!!!
Blood shattered on the floor of the convenience store. People were shocked. The women started to scream. The cashiers started to panic. Terror, anxiety and disbelief filled the room!
It was in that moment…when I felt how powerful I can be. One slash at the tongue, and all my problems are gone.
Fear, shock and pain filled her eyes! She could NOT believe some “student” (whom she thought) would do such a thing! She still tried to talk the shit out of me, but the more she tried, the funnier she sounded! I did not even feel a hint of mercy for her! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I then executed the MOST PAINFUL judo throw – ippon sayonage to her. As I grabbed her arm, twisted my legs, lifted my back and toes, turned my head to the direction of the throw, then- BANG! She crashed VIOLENTLY to the tiles of 7/11! What a satisfying feeling! This is instant gratification indeed!
Now she does not only have a cut tongue, but a broken arm and back as well! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! POOR KAREN!!! BUTI NGA SAYO TANG-INA KA!? ENTITLED KANG PUTANG-INA KA!? YAWA KA.
Now her energy shifted. From being the ENTITLED BITCH WHO ACTED LIKE SHE OWNED THE WHOLE STORE, she suddenly became a meek, soft-spoken puppy with a gentle play-the-victim aura. She begged for mercy while helplessly lying down on the cold white tiles. Di pa rin ako naawa. Imbes na maawa ako, nairita pa ako mas lalo. So I started STOMPING AT HER FACE WITH ALL MY STRENGTH AND MANHOOD! “97, 98, 99!” 100 stomps at the bitch’s face. She’s still alive! “497, 498, 499!” I was thinking to myself, what’s taking the police so long to arrive? I’ve already deformed her face with my shoe with ALL THE GRAVITY OF THE WORLD ON MY FOOT for 500 times, and still no cops? Oh, that’s right. Nobody called them. They were too scared of me. (*insert cool sunglasses smiley here)
Okay sa tingin ko mejo mahaba na to. Bugbog sarado na yung Karen. Halos di na mamukaan ang mukha pagkatapos kong apak apakan at tadyakan. If you remember the Pacquiao - Margarito fight, THAT’S HOW DIFFERENT HER FACE LOOKS! BWAHAHAHAHA
Finally she became unconscious because of the pain and loss of blood. But…she’s still alive! I then tied her arms and legs as if she’s a lechon baboy. HAHA! I grabbed her by the foot as I dragged her while she was facing the ground. Gumagasgas yung mukha niya sa semento. HAHA
I threw her inside our Innova, then brought her home.
I tied her on a bed, chopped her arms and legs while she was alive and breathing using a chainsaw.
I used my Talibong to cut her throat. I cut her neck with all my might, as if I was using a saw.
I threw her remains in Pasig River.
I slept well, happy and at peace that night. :)
I TAUGHT A KAREN AN IMPORTANT LESSON IN LIFE – YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING.
The world is one less karen more peaceful.
