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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
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I JUST HAD THE BEST FCKING IDEA FOR A T SHIRT
Grimmjow Sugar Daddy AU
I donât even know what this is, sorry
If you canât give him any actual sugar its not going to work and heâs going to make that very clear right off the bat, like heâs buying you all this nice shit. Heâs not some old guy who need to coax women in with money
If you ask heâll take it easy on you in the beginning but after that oh boy prepare to have your insides rearranged
Im talking finger shaped bruises on your hips, hicks, bite marks.
He also doesnât mind if you mark him as well, he actually thinks its hot and it edges him on even more
expect to be arm candy, he want to show you off. Whether it at events or just being annoying showing the other Espadas how fkn hot you are
If heâs shopping by himself and he sees something he thinks youâll look good in, heâll buy it.
So sometimes youâll get to his place and there will be a corner in his room filled with random stuff he bought for you
I head cannon him as a sugar daddy who would prefer a baby who keeps things interesting
He doesnât like being provoked or irritated, but he doesnât want someone whoâs just an empty body heâll get bored pretty fast
try to ride him every once in a while, youâll fail, but hell love to see you try
heâs not very affectionate, but if somehow your agreement turned into
something more heâll show he like you through very Grimmjow way of showing it
Lots of staring he might order your favorite food. Heâll be open to doing more domestic things with you like watching a movie while he touches you. look, youâll know he cares if he cleans you up after sex
just donât expect too much from him if you do catch feelings he might hurt your feelings
I always feel so shitty once I become thane of solitude. My house is fucking giant and decorated really nicely and everything and my housecarl is awesome and then I go downstairs and she SLEEPS ON A BEDROLL IN MY BASEMENT!!?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?! Why canât I redecorate that storage room into a small bedroom for her?!?!?!
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
#when is chris evans not steve rogers though
#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for
I have
no idea
what youâre
talking about
i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this
apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this
sebâs the weird cousin
@justaweirdthoughtstuff
This is amazing oml
Sebâs the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience
@snowyseba This explains everything!
Iâve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.
I think you missed the other fanboyâŚ
Love this
Everybody says Seb isnât like Bucky⌠but he IS. Heâs Bucky without a mask on. Buckyâs always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if heâd had the chance to just ~be~.
UH THIS
Um weâre forgetting someoneâŚ
ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS
Not to forget our âWizardâ:
Aldjaksnana
Iâve found it. Iâve found the perfect post.
itâs on my dash jdnckdmd
these dorks lmaoo
I love everyone omg theyâre all so amazing???
Donât forget
Chris looks so hot in that first gif set
Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit Iâve only ever seen screenshots of this!
This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.
This is too good to not reblog
Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.
This post is ALMOST perfect, but weâre forgetting someone:
I AM OVERHWLEMED BYÂ MARVELLOUS PERFECTION
They canât all have been made by the same people. Like four of them have the same name. Unless⌠they actually made hundreds and these are just the ones that survived the HarrowingâŚ
Every time this pops up it gets better and more beautiful but also a lot more troublesome and concerning đđ
I have searched the endless seas of tumblr and I finally fucking found it. The MEGA MARVEL POST!!!!!!!! ITâS ON MY DASH FUCKERS
the greatest post
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) // Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Hell is ...
Someone said to me : perspective is everything. You make your own hell
No darling...
Not always. Sometimes hell is around us, and all we see is sunshine and rainbows. Then the storm finally brews and the winds break down the boughs of the tree holding us up, we're falling from the support we relied on before we even rely on ourselves. Hell is broken nails and tear streaked cheeks but a tooth filled smile and a solid gait to the murder strut were forced to walk to not stumble over the bodies of those who royally fucked us over.
daddygeets & bra! <3
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Lose Your Soul
âDonât. Move.â
He canât breathe. He canât breathe he canât breathe god please not like this-
âThe fuck you doing!â
The gun swivels towards the woods, only for a second, but he takes advantage to sprint around the side of the house, out of range. If he can double back to the roadâŚbut Kitty doesnât know the way backâŚ
Where is she?
The door flies open and he darts to the other side
Canât help her if youâre dead, idiot!
and peers around the corner. The manâs halfway between the house and the woods, head tilted like heâs trying to smell the air. Jonathan pauses, weighing his chances on reaching the main road without being shot,
Not good too much open ground where the hell is she?
and lunges up the porch and into the house. The slam of the door gets the manâs attention, but this old place has a sturdy bar in addition to the lock. Okay, okay, window, attic ladderâŚ
Now what?
He sinks to the floor under the window and takes deep breaths. Okay. Okay, thereâs no shouting or screaming or gunfire, so Kittyâs probably fine. She may not know where sheâs going, but neither does the gunman, more than likely.
Okay. Okay, new plan. Find Kitty (she canât have gotten that far), and leave and never, ever, ever speak of this again. Maybe not even go home. Heâs never hotwired a car, but how hard can it really be, idiots do it all the time-
Okay.
He takes three deep breaths and forces himself to stand up and look outside. Nothing. Thatâs good, he reminds himself, that means he can leave the house and that Kittyâs (probably) not dead.
He pushes the door open, wincing at the creak, and pokes his head out. Nothing. Itâs gotten eerily quiet, save for the wind. Well, heâll probably hear if anyone tries to sneak up on him. Hopefully.
Kitty?
Nothing. He makes his way off the porch, freezing at every small sound. Where the hell is she?
Thunder rumbles in the distance. Okay. Woods. If Kittyâs got any sense, sheâll have stuck close to the edge rather than risk getting lost. (Though, they are here to begin with, soâŚ)
Heâll go with that, because itâs a place to start.
Now, in the dark, he takes back every uncharitable, âthose arenât real woodsâ thought heâs ever had and replaces them with new uncharitable, âgreat, woodsâ thoughts. Thereâs more trees than he realized and up close, theyâre nowhere near as spindly as they look from the road. He hates nature, he decides, and if he survives this and Granny doesnât kill him before heâs eighteen, heâs going somewhere with no nature whatsoever. âCept maybe a park, because those are unavoidable, now where is she she canât be dead there was no gunshot-
Heâs maybe ten feet in-the house is just visible, anyway-when a clump of leaves falls on his head. He looks up, expecting a bird, and is mistaken.
âKitty?â She holds a finger to her lips and he lowers his voice. âWhereâd he go?â
She points and gestures frantically for him to come up. Heâs about to argue-maybe they can make it if they run-when the whistling reaches his ears and you know, never mind, no they canât.
He feels horribly exposed up here-these trees are sparse-but itâs dark and itâs not like theyâre at eye level or anything.
Kittyâs fine-a little scratched up, probably from getting up here in the first place-but sheâs pale and, as he finds out when she reaches over to grab his arm, shaking like a leaf.
âYouâre okay.â she breathes. âI wasnât sure if heâd caught you-â
The whistling moves a little closer and she shuts up, fingers gripping his sleeve. It stops abruptly, but Jonathan has no idea if theyâve been spotted or not.
âI know youâre around here somewhere.â a voice sing-songs fromâŚsomewhere over there. Too close, thatâs all he knows. âCome on out, we need to have a talk.â Thereâs a flash of lightning and they both try to melt into the tree trunk. âJust a talk, thatâs all. Donât be frightened, I wonât hurt you.â
Maybe death hurts, you donât know.
Crunch, crunch.
He canât see down there any more than the man (presumably) can see up here, but the footsteps sound close. This is worse than anything Grannyâs ever done, worse by far-
The man steps into view, head shiny as Grannyâs prized silver. Kittyâs fingers tighten to a near-painful degree.
Donât look up, donât look upâŚ
One of them is born cursed. The man stops, looks from side to side, and then looks up.
âHi.â
Everything goes numb and clear and loud and no no heâs imagining this he always did have a vivid imagination-
âCome down here, please.â
Heâs going to be sick maybe thatâd get him to go away nobody wants to be puked on do they-
âDonât make me ask you again.â
Going down there has a slightly higher chance of Not Dying but he doesnât want to he doesnât want to-
Breathe. Donât lose your head, thatâs how you die.
He takes a steadying breath and makes his way back down, Kitty right behind him. He has no ideas, none whatsoever apart from no sudden movements.
âCome on. Run, and Iâll shoot you.â
Yeah. He gathered. Nice to have confirmation.
Heâs expecting them to be marched deeper into the woods, but instead they go back to the house. Makes sense, he supposes. Graveâs already there, just widen it a little.
âInside. Donât do anything silly.â
The door shuts behind them like a coffin lid closing and the walls seem to close in around them. The man glances at the trunk, raises an eyebrow, and says, âSit down.â
When neither of them move-for his part, the words just havenât registered-he shoots a bullet into the floor and shouts, âNow!â
Words registered. Sitting down now.
Once theyâre down, the man props the shotgun against the wall and sits down on the bed, looking from one to the other.
âNosey little shits, huh?â
âSmall town.â Jonathan shoots back, regrets it immediately. Fortunately, the man just thinks thatâs funny. Or pretends to.
âYeah, yâknow, I was a nosey kid, too. âTil I walked in on my parents.â Heâd been happy without that knowledge, thanks. âYou got any smart remarks, honey?â
For once in your life, SAY NO.
Kitty swallows and forces a paper-thin smile.
âNo.â
âSmart girl.â
Not exactly.
âWe didnât see anything.â she continues, and itâs an effort to look like he agrees with this. âWe just came out here for, umâŚyâknowâŚâ She shrugs. âMy parents are home and his parents are home and-â
âWhy were you up by the house, then?â
âItâs supposedly haunted.â Jonathan mumbles. âShe dared me to come up and touch it, thatâs all.â
The man sighs.
âYou two are awful liars.â
âItâs the truth!â
âMm-hm, and my nameâs Plenty oâToole.â Huh? âYou were nosing around before.â
âTold you. Itâs haunted. We were ghost-hunting.â
âYour bad luck, guys.â He leans forward. âNow. Youâre from around here, arenât you?â
âYes.â
âYou know Wicker?â
âNo.â
âBullshit. You small towns always know everybody.â Damn near, but not this time! âSo whereâs his money?â
âWhat?â
âThe money, kiddo.â Donât call me kiddo. âWickerâs buried gold, where is it?â
Seriously? Theyâre in this predicament because of imaginary gold? He is going to be murdered and left for the crows because of imaginary gold?
âThere isnât any, look at this place!â Kittyâs fingers, icy cold, grip his. âSâjust a story, thatâs all! If you were dumb enough to believe it-â
âShut up!â He silences. The man leans over and picks up the gun. âLook. This sucks for you, I get it. Shouldâve thought about that before you got nosey.â
Heâs got a half-formed idea of DUCK âN RUN when the gun comes up in front of his head. He can almost feel the warmth radiating off it and his idea promptly turns to no no please no.
âWait!â Kitty shut up now. âWait, wait-weâll help you look. Yeah? Weâll help you look for it.â
The man raises an eyebrow and for a second Jonathan thinks heâll be shot out of spite, but then the gun lowers. A little. Itâs not aimed directly at his head, anyway. Not that being shot in the chest is any better. Might be worse. That might lead to him choking to death on blood and bits of his ribs.
Kitty keeps talking, the words becoming nearly unintelligible in her rush to get them out.
âSâbetter to have more eyes, innit? Itâs a big lot, could be anywhere, and killing us means you have to hope no one comes looking-â Donât go there, he doesnât need any ideas. â-so really making us help is the safer choice-â
âShut up.â She stops talking. âI donât want your help. Youâll make a run for it.â
Heâd love to chime in and say no, but heâs still stuck on âopen mouth, get shotâ.
âWe wonât.â she says. âPromise we wonât, just please-â
The gun doesnât waver and he starts mentally counting his breaths, knowing damn well theyâll be cut off any second-
Thereâs a flash of lightning outside and the thunder rolls up, building before crashing. The man flinches and why is he holding a gun when heâs jumpy thatâs how accidents happen.
Is that smoke? He risks a glance upwards. MaybeâŚitâs a little hazy, but that could be fear.
Fires donât start that fast-
-but with all the lightning, who knows how long itâs been going. And this little shackâŚtheyâre sitting in kindling.
Great.
Kittyâs started talking again and he wishes sheâd shut up is she trying to get herself shot?
ââŚwouldnât even have to dig, just tell us where to-â
Thereâs a creak-old house settling or old house burning? Whatever it is, it catches the manâs attention. He looks up, grip on the gun slackening.
âWhat-â
Itâs monumentally stupid, but he doesnât have a better plan-he lunges forward and grabs hold of the gun, pulls hard.
To his utter shock, heâs successful. Nearly falls backwards, actually.
âWhat the fuck-â
The gunâs heavy in his hands, heavy and hot and he doesnât know what the hell to do with it now, but he gets a grip on it and points it forward, pretending itâs not shaking.
âUp against the wall.â Hell, everything is shaking tonight, from his voice to his knees.
âKid, youâre gonna hurt yourself.â
âNow!â
He stands up, trying not to drop the gun, and takes a steadying breath. Kitty gets up and steps back.
He could, feasibly, shoot the man. No one knows heâs here. Hell, if there were ever âthe worldâs easiest murderâ, he could commit it right now. He could even say it was an accident, if he ever did get caught. Say his finger twitched or something.
Itâd be easy.
âJonathan.â Kittyâs voice is nearly silent. âWe need to go to the police.â
Like theyâll do anything. Like they care.
Thereâs another creak from upstairs. Itâd be easy. Hell, if the place really is on fire, heâs got a ready-made body disposal.
Kitty tugs on the back of his shirt.
âJonathan.â
âHeâll be gone. By the time we get back, heâll be gone.â He knows heâs speaking way too fast, but she needs to get this, they donât have a choice. âThey wonât find him, you know they wonât-â
âDonât.â Her voice is still that borderline-silent, not-normal tone. âJust donât, youâŚâ She takes a shuddery breath. âPlease.â
He doesnât lower the gun.
âIf you move, I will shoot you.â he says, forcing his voice not to shake. âIs that clear?â
The man shrugs.
âSure, kid.â
Heâll follow. Jonathan knows heâll follow, he should just-
âDo you have a belt?â
âWhy.â
He nods toward the bed.
âTo keep him from running.â
Thereâs a clinking noise, followed by fabric-rubbing-on-fabric.
âYeah.â
âGo sit in front of the bed with your hands behind you.â
If the man has a smart comment, he keeps it to himself and walks, slowly, to the bed. Kitty climbs on top of it and leans down, belt in hand.
Jonathanâs half-expecting the man to try to grab her (and has no idea what to do if he does), but apparently heâs not willing to risk being shot, because he sits still, shaking his head, while she ties his wrists together and knots the belt to the bedpost. He still breathes a little easier when sheâs out of grabbing range, knots or no.
He keeps the gun up until theyâre on the porch, and itâs not until theyâre down the steps that he sets it down and nearly falls down after it. Heâs spent-thereâs no sleep coming for him for a while, he can just tell.
Kitty hugs him-or maybe just canât stand on her own. He has no idea.
âI thought for a minute you were gonna shoot him.â she mumbles into his shirt. He laughs, a high, strangled noise.
âI thought for a minute I was gonna shoot him.â
They stand there for a minute-Jonathan, for his part, is trying to pull himself together enough to walk home without collapsing in the road.
âCome on.â he says at last, once his legs feel strong enough to take more than five steps. âWe need to go.â
Theyâve just climbed-slowly, shakily-over the fence, when thereâs a splintering noise and a scream. They spin around, wobbling a little, and dear god.
The roofâs fallen in. Thereâs no heaping blaze, but there is smoke and a low, red glow.
âOh my god.â Kitty whispers. âJonathan-â
Heâs not jumping the fence to pull the man out. It was a cloth belt, maybe he cut through it, or it burned through. Why should he go and see?
He wipes dust and streaks off his glasses and glances up again. Thereâs no sound, now, but the windowâs blowinâ hard and the red glow seems to be getting brighter.
âIâm sure heâs fine.â he says softly. âThe knot wasnât that tight.â
He expects her to protest.
âI guess youâre right.â She steps back, pauses, and takes his sleeve. âItâs late. By the time the police get here, heâll be gone.â
âProbably.â
They walk in silence for a little while, and the roadâs just starting to turn towards home when she stops.
âI canât sleep, not after that.â Okay. âWant to see if thereâs anything at the bridge?â
This time his laughâs a little more normal.
âSure.â
THE END
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Chapters: 23/23 Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alduin/Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn, Argis the Bulwark/Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn Characters: Alduin, Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn, Female Nord Dovahkiin | Dragonborn, Vahlok the Jailor, Original Dragon Character(s), Argis the Bulwark, Original Male Nord Character(s), Lydia (Elder Scrolls), Farkas (Elder Scrolls) Additional Tags: Solstheim, Eventual Smut, Transformation, Graphic Description, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Kidnapping, Realm Hopping, Intimidation, Baby Dragon, Forced Parenting, Breastfeeding, Sexual Tension, Extremely Dubious Consent, Blood Kink, Begging, restrained, Rough Sex, Aftercare, Masturbation, Cunnilingus, Edgeplay, Fantasizing, Possessive Behavior, Come Marking, Multiple Orgasms, Spanking, Humiliation, Vaginal Fingering, Dragonborn - Freeform, Reincarnation, Swearing, Multiple Dragonborns, Character Death, Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Hero Complex, Knotting, Fluff Series: Part 1 of Fahliil-Sunvaar-Wahlaan
/delayed because my phone is stupid and wouldnât post/
Not how I wanted to start this year, severe cold and itâs kicking my butt. But it wonât stop me! For every week of the new year, Iâm posting a quote to inspire writers. Iâve finally decided on my novel, and am working on it. My goal is to have it mostly done before the year is out, hereâs to 2019 goals! So!
Week 1 #2019 âVery few writers really know what they are doing until theyâve done it.â Anne Lamott
iâm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get
It Just Happened
Summary: You and Bruce have been best friends since forever. Along the way, you two got together but didnât even realize it but everyone assumes youâre married. The boys are curious so with Alfredâs help you remember the day you got together.Â
Requested by: @kitty-and-bats-0
Characters: Batmom!Reader X Bruce Wayne. Jason, Alfred, Dick, Tim, and Damian.
Word count: 1,722
Warning(s): None!
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