TheBestChairleg

Hi I’m Chairleg // They/Them // SVSSS, One Piece, TPOTO, Hades 2

[mindfulmesses]

holy fuck.

i had a physical reaction to this pic and i don’t think ill ever be able to stop looking at it

[laughinghare]

How it feels when you try to find a fanfic where the MC/reader isn't a white tiny woman, who for some reason isn't capable of intelligent thoughts and just keeps crying and following the ML/romantic interest like she is a child who keeps needing saving and crying

She is also either tiny and small or "chubby" (it's not chubby it's literally just the same white girl with huge breasts and big ass and thighs)

[quennlander]

𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝓍 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝒽ℯ'𝓁𝓁 𝒹ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓇ℴ𝓎 𝓂ℯ

[glettokono]

my sister and me having a great time...

[szczurherbacany]

heh

[ghostofahuman]

[otherwindow]

the hood and the hips

[deaddovemars]

the scary dog privilege that Peter has

[literallynincompoop]

im the biggest fan of tits as a pillow and i had to do it even though the pose was so fucking hard like me

[carmillarmand]

Modern Santiago ᯓ★

modern santiago would:

- listen to the sex pistols

- hate hamilton

- hate sabrina carpenter like he hates his mortal father

- wear a black cloak unironically

- have a secret stash of the ozone destroying hair spray from the 80s hidden in his coffin for emergency purposes

- be repulsed by techno music and sam’s dj gig

- go to berghain regardless of this

- generally hate gen z blood but love millennial blood

- eat gen z pseudo-intellectuals anyways

- recite shakespeare while draining said gen z pseudo-intellectuals

- watch drama channels on YouTube and know the entire lore of dramaggedon (he would never admit this)

- try botox once

- idk probably bleach his asshole

[smoky-moka]

help him...

(credit to @kingpreussen for the Spidey dialogue 💥)

[fiercene0n]

locked

[zhuazhua0251]

🙈🙉🙊

[smoky-moka]

darn it

[chiliqilin]

Spidey doesn’t really look himself…

Had this idea since may…worked on this in small increments since the beginning of the month and now its done yayyy

Im excited for bnd, im pretty sure i booked myself in a seat so that im third wheeling the couple next to me 🤪

Also thanks everyone for the support ❤️ glad spideypool is still going strong

[heavenblazzer]

Spiderman brand new day spoilers without context

[sillystigmata]