The Birb

Some Useless Bloge of a bird you probably don't know about. Post Pokermangs, Fromsoft, Birbs, whatever trash I'm into.

[thebirbnerb]

Good lord 1: 2017 me was cringe as hell 2: I didn’t realize I still had this.

[thebirbnerb]

@dakota-raptor

Am I the sort of person to log onto a dead personal just to @ them when they said not to?

Yes, Yes I am.

[godzillabreath]

sunset roost

[confess-thy-sins-archived]

WHY ARE YHARNAM CROWS SO FAT?

Who knows?

[aokamidu-deactivated20161031]

[din-of-hyrule]

Listen I would put a cute quote or something here but that’s not something I’m good at, so just take this and enjoy the art.

[thebirbnerb]

What anime is this?

[randal-mcmandal]

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

[kalgalen]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[teacandy-archive]

wow. what a superpower.

[mortalengine95]

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

[glumshoe]

I got gremlin physiology. GREMLIN PHYSIOLOGY!

[galeryth]

Speaking Inducement

Power/Ability to: The user can make others say whatever it is the user wants them to say, including making them tell lies, insult others, etc. If they have verbal-based powers, user can make them use their powers, even if they did not intend to use them in the first place.

[thebirbnerb]

Potential Manipulation/ Power/Ability to:control potential 

So I’m basically a walking mcguffin and writer’s worst nightmare?

[thebirbnerb]

I want the Accordion Parrot to hold me in this giant yaoi hands

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

This Doesn’t seem true

Here we go.

See, noth-

☯✞ Follow for more Soft Grunge ✞☯ 

What

This is good

[improbableheadshots-deactivated]

Alright, you know what this can’t work with? 

Masks.

I mean, it doesn’t even go on my head. There’s no way-

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WHAT THE FUCK

THIS POST GETS BETTER EVERY TIME @catty123andjpr

[long-gone-silvers]

What about glasses…?

Here goes nothing….

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[breastforce]

Undertale isn’t even the new Homestuck anymore because “Giving Undertale to the pope” is on an entirely new level of obnoxiousness that Homestuck in it’s prime couldn’t even dream of achieving

[thebirbnerb]

He should have fucking given him Super Mario Maker in all honesty

[eyes-from-the-past]

[ Pitfall ]

Part 1 / 2

[thebirbnerb]

Can’t tell if Mega Drive or Brut would fit this more.

[eyes-from-the-past]

[ Pitfall ]

Part 2 / 2

[thebirbnerb]

I made old snake in dark souls 3

[salrean-deactivated20210519]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

[thebirbnerb]

[neur0cursed-deactivated20250927]

I guess messing around with coloring techniques turned into a Borderlands Ocelot… I’ll take it lol. Reference used of course.

[ruk-ruk-ruk]

bird man

– please don’t repost without credit thanks <3 –

[thebirbnerb]

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