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Attacka

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world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

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for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

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Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

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fantasy high but make it high fantasy

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

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The finished drawing I drew for this post explaining my flat coloring process for limited palette art

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Murph: I put my gun to his head, (as Riz) those girls are going to the AV club, what happens to them once they get there? (quickly) Five, four, three, two-

Brennan (as Biz): I-I-I-I-I-I- please!

Murph: Shoot a finger off. Bam. (gunshot)

Brennan (as Biz): (screams and holds up four fingers)

Lou (as Fabian): (aghast) The Ball, god.

Murph (as Riz): What happens? What happens?

Brennan (as Biz): This is no way okay!

Murph (as Riz): Where’s the girls? Five, four, (Brennan as Biz joins in) three, two, one. Bam. Another finger off.

Brennan (as Biz): (screams and holds up three fingers)

Murph (as Riz): Where did the girls go?

Brennan (as Biz): I just- I get excited by the counting and I help count!

Ally (as Kristen): A, B, (Brennan as Biz joins in) C, D.

Murph (as Riz): Stop, everyone stop. Okay. We’re gonna go slower this time. I’m gonna give you 20 full seconds to tell me, and this time I’m gonna blow your fucking head off. Did you just kill my friend? What did you do?

Emily: I burning hands his crotch!

Brennan (as Biz): (screams)

Lou (as Fabian): Guys, we turned into real bullies.

Murph (as Riz): What happened-

Siobhan (as Adaine): No, he’s the bully.

Emily (as Fig): He’s a monster, I’m so mad at him.

Brennan (as Biz): There are rules against this, this is a war crime.

Murph (as Riz): What happens to them?

Brennan (as Biz): This is a war crime.

Ally (as Kristen): Yeah, we are at war.

Zac (as Gorgug): (cutting Ally off, screaming) I’m about to cut your head off!

best riz scene

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can FIT in BAG,,,good for holding, good for friendship!

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Please please please don’t kill him 🥺

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no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

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don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

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if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

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lobotomize your coffeemaker

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nice way to indirectly say milokaross doesn’t give two shits about helping others and selfishly simply DECIDES not to have arms

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walmart bought tiktok and microsoft bought bethesda and our entire lives are increasingly dictated by a few dozen people with infinite wealth with which to buy senators and dictatorial control over millions of workers for half or more of their working lives and Orwellian surveillance networks that catalogue our every move so they can more effectively convince us to consume more worthless shit that we don’t need

How much more can you take? Aren’t you tired?

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...There I was, veritably myself again.

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This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

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My favorite two minutes from Fantasy High so far

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You weren‘t kidding. This is magnificent in every way.

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KELLY’S BACK!

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And when the world needed her most… she returned

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This moment in Sozin’s Comet where Toph and Sokka think ‘this is it, we’re going to die, we did everything we could’ is heartbreaking for so many reasons. Because it’s tragic and seems final and they were just kids. Sokka holding on to Toph with all his strength even though his leg is broken and Toph putting all her trust in Sokka because he’s the only thing saving her? Devastating. But can we think about something for a second?

Can we think about how the last time Toph saw her parents they rejected her and wanted to put her in a box, hide her away from society rather than accept who she was. How she thought she was going to see her mom in Ba Sing Se but got locked in a small cage where she couldn’t bend. How she decided she hated them but deep down actually missed them despite everything.

How she still wanted to have them in her life and did miss them and took the small step to send them a letter. That was the last time she interacted with her parents and for all we know, she never heard back. Hawky didn’t return. She never got her reply. Toph never got to know if her parents wanted her back.

She could have died without anything resembling catharsis or closure. She’s crying as Sokka tells her “it looks like this is the end” and she believes him. That was going to be it. After everything they went through, they weren’t going to make it out alive.

And then Sokka?

The last time he saw Hakoda was in The Southern Raiders. They barely had time to spend with each other after The Boiling Rock and they didn’t even get a full goodbye. All they got was Hakoda telling them “it’s not forever” and a quick hug in the heat of battle. Sokka was so sure they were going to see each other again because he didn’t know about the plans for the comet and he didn’t know what was going to happen in the coming weeks.

And right here? He could have died with this being the last time he talked to Hakoda. Sokka could have died with only this fleeting moment as the last time he talked to his dad. That could have been the end of it after years of separation with only a few weeks together in all those years.

And they were kids.They shouldn’t have had to be the ones to save the world. They shouldn’t have had to invent metalbending or save their father from a high security prison or march into battle without knowing if they would live or die.

Toph and Sokka were so sure they were going to die in this moment. They were so sure the quick goodbyes and attitudes that ‘it’s not forever’ were all they were going to get to leave behind to their parents. They thought they were going to die and had no idea if Suki or Aang would come out of it okay. They had no way of knowing if Zuko or Katara would live. And they never got the chance to get anything close to resembling closure with their parents.

They just had this trust in each other. Just this grip. That’s all they were left with in the end. Because the world never protected them the way they protected the world.

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