Theblindhag

yes i really am blind (like 70%) | she/they | 22

[spicy-apple-pie]

Social media au where Bruce is adamant about Batman not having a social media presence. But then his kids make an account with the Batman user name and start posting as him. It starts out normal and slowly gets more ridiculous until Bruce has to make an actual Batman account to denounce the other. He’s forced to use Batman1 or something. His kids then make a post like “if you’re the really Batman, post a photo with a butter knife on your head. And he’s like “I’m not going to do that” and they reply with one of them wearing the cowl with the lower part of their face cut off (so you can’t tell it’s not actually Batman) with the butter knife on their head.

[strayheartless]

This has a vibe…

[w-erewolf]

ddv villager: excuse me, I need some help. player: yes? ddv villager: I dropped a piece of paper. could you please craft a piece of paper picker upper? 37 hardwood, 18 softwood, 4 flowers you've never seen before, 12 gems you just sold to goofy and half your dreamlight. player: ddv villager: and talk to merlin about it.

[fahidbaby]

I forgot the iron. All that damn iron.

[theblindhag]

being chronically ill is tiring to have to explain to people especially when I already have other disabilities. like yes I am legally blind and autistic and the list goes on but adding POTS to the list had already gain another repeat of the "you're too young for that" and "another one to add to the list!" sure it's funny to joke about... when I start it and when I make the joke. I love a respectful blind joke but joking about my eating or health that has been shit for the last few months is painful. anyways there's my rant about past trauma and stuff :')

[annaphroditechase]

Hall of fame percabeth moment imo

[raspberrysgod]

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

they're so 13 with a bad idea telling each other "yessss this is brilliant"

[professionallush]

Benedict is the hottest Bridgerton ofc but he would probably be like riddled with syphillis right

[cherrypaihh]

In memory of Marichat💖🖤

[drowsyhousey101]

They both look bewildered.

Annabeth looks like she'd trying to figure out what to do, and Percy looks like he's planning on hiding under a buffet table.

[meowcygracie]

Was looking through old liked stuff, saw a Voltron version of this meme and got inspired. Tragically not enough spots for all the miraculers :(

[thebaddestbitcheva]

when thalia and percy get into an argument next season and in the heat of the moment of fighting over who knows annabeth better, thalia snaps out: “oh yeah? well did you know she was thinking about joining the hunters?” which makes percy freeze, thus beginning his spiral and inner turmoil

[nocontextsmosh]

[mrtwizz]

i’m a hater of every single person who hates on the PJO show. like genuine criticism? that’s fine. however…argue with the creator of the books who is making the calls to change things? it’s been TWENTY years since the first book was released, of course there are things he wants to change about the universe and series he created. i personally LOVE the changes he’s making.

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Honestly, who needs a weighted blanket when you have a dragon?

[nocontextsmosh]

[livingfandomly]

GUYS HE LITERALLY HAS TO CATCH HIS BREATH!!?!?!?!

Do y’all SEE the way this DUMBFUCK STARTS HEAVING?!???? WHEN!?!? ANNABETH?!?!!?? PUTS!?!??? HIS!!???! HANDS!!!??!?!!! ON!!!!! HER!!!!!!!! WAIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gag, I fear. GAG.

[theblindhag]

It's like he just understood a SHRED of the feelings he had for her.