TheBlob

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[theblob-1]

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I’m Blob, any pronouns work. I’m aroace, and I make music sometimes!

Tags I use (this is for me more than anything):

blob post: OP

reblobs: additions to others’ posts

mini reblobs: additions to others’ posts in the tags. Sometimes I don’t feel like adding this tag, it’s very inconsistent

inquiries: asks

blob census: polls

fav: favorite posts

important: things that are lastingly good information or advice. Fundraisers and much news won’t be tagged with this, it doesn’t mean they’re not important

blobisms: posts about my philosophies, politics, etc.

watch list/reading list/music for later: self explanatory

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Livin la penis smoka

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[mousidy]

So, i understand the frustration with the way transmascs seem to envy transfems' bodies and gender presentation, but tbh as a transmasc, i always assumed transfems had similiar feelings? Do you never look at an outfit on someone who had an estrogenated first puberty and think "i wish this would have the same effect on my gender presentation if i wore it too"?

yeah but I'm not a fucking weirdo to them about it. I have the basic respect for their internality required to understand that what for me is aspirational is not so for them, and may be actively uncomfortable or distressing for them

a lot of trans men seem to have no such consideration at all because there are no consequences for making weird, uncomfortable, or invasive comments about a trans woman's body. people aren't watching your behavior (especially your behavior toward trans women) like a hawk ready to strike. you can get away with objectifying trans women, and objectify you do

[mousidy]

[talestobetold]

two years into hrt, a trans guy told me unprompted he'd love to switch bodies with me. which either means

1) my transition has not been sufficiently feminizing and i still look enough like a man to appeal to him

2) he assumed i had a dick specifically and was referring to that

either way is pretty inappropriate. i did not want to be a man's transition goals.

yeah i have on occasion seen people of a variety of genders and envied the way their body developed and mine didn't. i don't think i've ever mentioned it. and as is above, dramatically more often for people aiming to present feminine as well (usually cis women). also as said above, i have never highlighted someone's gender-nonconforming traits as genderfucky unless they specifically told me to do so.

idk. this is weird. don't say this shit.

[strawhatsufi]

trans women dont identify with slurs invented for trans men because there arent any and they dont identify with porn terms created to degrade trans men because there arent any and they dont self consciously model their gender presentation off movies meant to demonise trans men as serial killer rapists because there arent any

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[autophoenix]

me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.

audience: we love the rain.

[charl0ttan]

*shining a flashlight around* helloo? is anyone mad at me in here

[mevil]

[clickholeofficial]

This Loyal Dog Refuses To Leave A Grave That Has Peanut Butter On It

[venonomnomicon]

pizza rolls royce

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[cocoon2010]

[lizardsister]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[missagpmuttpuppy]

This is a staple of the Discord server I'm in

[muzzlesbian]

this is a staple of the blowjobs i give

[corpsehusk-creaturedoll]

gen 1 armored core themed blowjob in which i suck it from behind

[hotelgirlsworld]

Night

Blooming

Jasmine

[delmondo]

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert

[thej0ry]

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

[thej0ry]

Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something

-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR) -Terry (Versace) -Kyle (The Killer) -Allie (Blood-Drinker) -Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :(((((((   -Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you) -Derrick (Josh)

[b0hannon]

but what about you OP?

[thej0ry]

Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.

this is me now

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Talk about whiplash

[thej0ry]

Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!

[deaddolin]