an upgrade

[thotketraccoon]

the best part of jimmy neutron

[giggle]

reblog if you're hot

[taylorswift]

Sock Appreciation Post 🧦

[maxofs2d]

[teaboot]

Rival sorcerers

[mortimer-worm]

Gandalf

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[meteor-impact-deactivated202210]

harry potter and the what

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[indirispeaks]

[screwyouandrew]

[fat-mabari]

that’s a toad

[humoristics]

[murdernachos]

[spiridakos]

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[that-twink-over-there]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

My best friend is in med school and his classmate made this

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Imagine showing this to a doctor in the 1950s.

[constructionpaperandtears]

[emptyjunior]

Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*

[lopmon]

[turbhoe-deactivated20170504]

Euthanize me

[joanacchi]

I like to believe Medusa would do that in modern days… 🤷‍♀️ How do you imagine Ancient Creatures/Gods living in 2019?

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[neveria]

That’s my girl