fjördan

definitely a blog

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

May 2021

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[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[animentality]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

[charaznablescanontoyota]

oh hey happy 100k notes to this post. one time i saw someone in my college dining hall wearing it on a tank top

[escuerzoresucitado]

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

[video-game-jams]

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Halo 3 - Greatest Journey

[phantomrose96]

The lack of agreement across brands on what “extra firm tofu” is is, in fact, very high on my list of unimportant problems.

[phantomrose96]

Several years back “extra firm” still had high water content and needed to be diligently pressed and pan fried with care if you wanted to achieve crispy.

And then I guess tofu had a moment and brands got scared of losing people to trial-and-error and started manufacturing extra-firm tofu you could use to break a window and escape a house fire with.

And the more Americanized brands went that direction while the traditional brands said “no that’s fucking stupid we’re not changing anything” and SOME brands said “what if we do like the middle of that?”

Buying tofu is now in fact a vibe-check game of assessing a brand’s packaging and gauging what YOU think they mean by “extra firm”

[phantomrose96]

It’s actually worse in fact because you need to play the vibe-check game twice on account of the recipe will inevitably call for some kind of “extra firm” and you need to know ITS vibes.

Asking you to grate the tofu on a cheese grater and bake it? Westernized. You want that red brick tofu. You want Whole Foods amount of extra firm or SUPER firm because if that thing has any amount of moisture left in it it’ll disintegrate like Tubby Custard on the grater.

Tofu scrambled eggs? You want the OG extra firm. You want it to hold its form but still have that softness and give unless your goal is to imitate sad dining hall scrambled eggs.

Many such difficulties in today’s tofu landscape

[gudamor]

They should be printing the tofu's mechanical properties like it's a structural material.

Packaging should have one of these

[phantomrose96]

#my trick for checking tofu firmness on the packaging is to look at the kj per 100g#more kj per 100g = less water content #if one tofu has 300kj per 100g and one tofu has 500kj per 100g then I know which one's gonna be wetter and softer (via @demiurgenesis)

Hello??

Hello!!!???

Shaking your hand shaking your hand shaking your hand???????

These are the random extra/super firm tofus in my fridge and the labels are based on my own experience with them. Completely in alignment with this trick hello????????????

[tainbocuailnge]

man cannot subsist on live service games and ongoing series alone you have to read or watch or play something that is complete and self-contained and ideally 5+ years old every now and then or you will die badly

[feotakahari]

I don’t disagree with your taste, but your take is bad and you should feel bad. The hypothetical person who only watches ongoing series won’t have anything bad happen to them.

[tainbocuailnge]

they will explode in a shower of gore unfortunately, very sad

[pipidasterrr-deactivated2025051]

silly bros :3

[tizeline]

Redraw of that one really funny Elric family picture with Hohenheim being all sad lol

Anyway it's October 3rd!!! FMA Day!!! I was actually prepared for it this year and had time to draw something that wasn't just a scribble hahaha

Original image from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, credit to Hiromu Arakawa

[dragon-png]

the official among us twitter just posted this 😭

[averyterrible]

apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"

[averyterrible]

this post is going around again, with good reason.

with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"

the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed

[kosmogrl]

[caats]

[nepofledgling]

help

[wizardarchetypes]

[zhoras-bitch]

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

[lonelyroommp3]

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse