Ant wars are the most badass thing in the entire world i’m so serious
“bugs fight ten million wars every day” statistical error, most bugs chillax like crazy. Ants on the other hand have waged bloody war for millions of years and have trained their bodies and minds for battle from birth as modern day tiny spartans and are an outlier
repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck
the strange case except each word only appears once.
long as shit.
STORY OF THE DOOR Mr Utterson the lawyer was a man of rugged countenance that never lighted by smile cold scanty and embarrassed in discourse backward sentiment lean long dusty dreary yet somehow lovable At friendly meetings when wine to his taste something eminently human beaconed from eye indeed which found its way into talk but spoke not only these silent symbols afterdinner face more often loudly acts life He austere with himself drank gin he alone mortify for vintages though enjoyed theatre had crossed doors one twenty years But an approved tolerance others sometimes wondering almost envy at high pressure spirits involved their misdeeds any extremity inclined help rather than reprove I incline Cains heresy used say quaintly let my brother go devil own In this character it frequently fortune be last reputable acquaintance good influence lives downgoing men And such as so they came about chambers marked shade change demeanour No doubt feat easy undemonstrative best even friendship seemed founded similar catholicity goodnature It is mark modest accept circle readymade hands opportunity lawyers His friends were those blood or whom known longest affections like ivy growth time implied no aptness object Hence bond united him Richard Enfield distant kinsman wellknown town nut crack many what two could see each other subject find common reported who encountered them Sunday walks said nothing looked singularly dull would hail obvious relief appearance friend For all put greatest store excursions counted chief jewel week set aside occasions pleasure resisted calls business might enjoy uninterrupted chanced on rambles led down bystreet busy quarter London The street small called quiet drove thriving trade weekdays inhabitants doing well emulously hoping do better still laying out surplus grains coquetry shop fronts stood along thoroughfare air invitation rows smiling saleswomen Even veiled florid charms lay
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I know I've probably said before how I really want another 2D-animated adaptation of Jekyll & Hyde. But in more detail, with more accuracy and preferably in a retro art style much like classic Disney-ish style or like Don Bluth's style even...
But also imagine this next concept: an accurate faithful live-action movie adaptation of Jekyll and Hyde... but Hyde is the ONLY character in it, who's fully 2D-animated. And he'd be extremely fluid, expressive, cartoony and somewhat able to break reality (and physics, logic etc.) itself. And Jekyll then is not animated; but instead just a regular human guy, who just happens to accidentally create the evil potion that also turns him into a wacky violent cartoon character in the process...
Thinking about Utterson going to the crime scene and finding the cane he gifted Jekyll broken in half during one of the most gruesome murders London had seen... thinking about Jekyll realizing he broke the symbol of his relationship with his best friend because he couldn't keep himself in check... ohhhh kill me now....