[r--g--b]

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

[r--g--b]

were in the same boat, i see

[acatpiestuff]

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[rolameny]

le miserable. there's just one of him

[labyrinthwalker]

lets use our turn signal with mama

[dogpuppy]

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[igotstuckinthevoidhelp]

[topherchris]

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[stickandthorn]

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[missanthropicprinciple]

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[cacturne]

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

[cacturne]

[gansitopansito]

still working from home …. still might be eating too much haha

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]