The Chambray Shirt of Things.

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who wants to know?

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Waffle fries are the chambray shirt of french fries.

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The BLT is the chambray shirt of sandwiches.

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was Bacon in that heated debate about breakfast foods?

Bacon was not. For two reasons.1) Bacon is an all-the-time food. But ham hocks beat it in the meat department, and it can't be considered a pocket meat, because that is gross.2) Bacon is annoyingly popular and is closer to flannel or perhaps, skinny jeans at this point. May it one day chill the fuck out and return to its status as chambray.The argument was caused by the egg. And for good reason. But then, also an all-the-time food.

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Burgundy is the chambray shirt of wine.

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Andy Goldsworthy is the chambray shirt of nature artists.

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Hash browns are the chambray shirt of breakfast foods*.

*You should all know this caused a heated battle at Chambray HQ.

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Marmaduke is the chambray shirt of cartoon dogs.

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Gilda Radner is the chambray shirt of deceased Saturday Night Live stars.

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The Swedish Chef is the chambray shirt of The Muppets.

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Keith Hernandez* is the chambray shirt of baseball players.

*The Mex.

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Maya Angelou is the chambray shirt of Hallmark Card authors.

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Grapeseed Oil is the chambray shirt of cooking oil.

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Michael Palin is the chambray shirt of famous people with the surname Palin.

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Michael Palin is the chambray shirt of Monty Python.

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The Bialetti Moka Express is the chambray shirt of coffee makers.

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The old fifty dollar bill is the chambray shirt of American currency.