Hot Takes From A Muppet

I'm a writer, a producer, and a hot non-binary person.

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Hi Tumblr it's been 10 years follow me!! #nonbinary #losangeles

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Online dating is so fun! 

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Back on TUMBLR for the first time since 2013 and wow this guy okcupid said it like it's a bad thing but really funny that he knew I was non-binary before I did!! #nonbinary

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Online dating is so fun! 

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Cast party.

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John Oliver’s Carlos Danger dance.

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Check out my article! 

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I remember seeing this at the After Party in New York and just losing it. I think a lot of love songs are cheesy- but this one... I guess I still have feelings. :/

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#bodylove 

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I'm to sexy for this play preview. #notreally #dancesequence #packupthemoon

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Alex Pletcher is our Scenic Designer and Resident Genius. She's worked on a bunch of important stuff, including Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom and Brimmer's <3. (Okay, one of those may be cooler than the other one.) This set completely makes the play- from the floor treatment to the blocks to the mobile- the actors live in a world that's theatrical as all get it out but still based in emotional realism- it sounds smart, right? That's because it is. But like most smart things, you don't think about how smart it is, it just feels right. Also, she so happens to be very pretty. 

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PUTM team trying to figure out these magical blocks. #theatermagic #packupthemoon #lathtr (at The Lounge Theatre)

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Line through at my house. #overachievers #lathtr #packupthemoon

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Pack Up the Moon

Check out the tumblr for my new play coming out NEXT WEEK. This one is very, very special to me. 

~ Written by Christina Cigala ~ Directed by Amy K Harmon ~ ~ July 6 - August 10 ~...

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Hello Louboutins I found at Good Will. (Spelling prob off) #poppingtags

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my favorite line from yeezus. whats yours?

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Christina's Rules for Truth and Living and Writing and Miscellaneous

1. No one is ever JUST SAYING. In fact, if they say that, they are usually just patronizing.  2. What other people think of you is none of your business. (RuPauls Drag Race told me this.) 3. You always, always learn more from your failures than you do from successes.  4. That guy you think you're gonna marry? You're probably not. Don't ignore your girlfriends, even if they're being wenches.  5. Dark liquor is not your friend.  6. The loving choice is always the right choice.  7. No one you date in middle or high school matters so stop being weird about it, teenagers.   8. Having a good time is more important than being cast in any school play. 9. If you are good at something besides acting, for heaven's sake do not be an actor.  10. Young men, do not write about nazis, jail, or incest. If you must, do not combine any of these.  11. A one act play should be in one place. It's not a movie, dumbos.  12. People you meet on Okcupid usually just want to sleep with you.  13. If you are aggressively nice to someone for long enough they will be your friend out of spite.  14. Do not sleep with anyone you met on Okcupid. 15. Matching your socks is a giant waste of time.  16. Not everyone has to follow the rules. Really. Most of them are just made up. 17. Most of your adult life as an artist is trying to be exactly like you were when you were 7.  18. When you are already a weirdo, what's obvious to you is not obvious to everyone else.  19. Do not threaten to fight people at bars. See number 5 for details. 20. Do not fight with anyone over GChat.

Thanks Ashley Cole for resending me these! 

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