Howdy ho! And Hello hi! This is indeed TheChaoticCheese's 2nd blog if anyone was wondering.
Something happened to my main that made me make a backup so do not mind me.
Probably won't post much here due to keeping this strictly in a incognito tab on my laptop(which i dont use often), cause I have 0 idea what caused my main blog to just get thrown into the frickin void.
This is gonna be accessible for anyone so no spicey things here. Tumblr is doing something and I am very skeptical. Apologies to any mutes/people I follow if I double like things. Let me love you.
Oh uh, if you like in frequent streams of a 15 year old-sounding person, feel free to follow my Twitch. I usually stream for friends, but sometimes for fun!
The sun isn't out yet, and the thin drops halo around the streetlights down the street to the station. Just a normal commute.
It is quiet, only a few other people out, head down shoulders hunched, a worker's stance. But I look up.
I look up to the angels above—I almost slip on the slick crosswalk—and think. I don't remember when I stopped to look at beauty in the last years. Now, I find it woven in with routine, with the mundane, and in the eyes and smiles and voices of people. Human warmth melting through ice.
A droplet from an awning lands in my eye, and I laugh, serendipity meeting comedy. I keep walking.
update from the discord group courtesy of one of my mutuals;
do not trust that damned survey. change your discord password. utilize 2FA.
I use 2FA on every website I log into, and it didn't ask for any details when I took the survey, but I still don't trust that thing at all. One can never be too safe.
hi, i did some research on this but this link was not phishing and here's why:
qualtrics is a legit website that companies pay to host data gathering surveys to collect metrics on various things. you can also create free surveys but from what i understand the survey results aren't as in-depth as the paid versions get you.
it looks like the survey originates from a banner on the discord app and you click on it and it takes you to the site and you do the thing there. it was only rolled out to a certain amount of people (for the purposes to maybe only get people they thought would be pro-AI? who knows with Discord) but was then passed around everywhere because Fuck AI. And then Discord realized that things weren't going the way they wanted and pulled the survery.
I did some further research on the URL itself:
From ESET link checker it rates it as safe, I also plugged it into a few others as well like Fortinet and Bitdefender and both of those came back safe too, here's a screenshot of ESET:
info on the link itself from urlvoid:
the actual qualtrics site info from urlvoid as well to compare the age of the domain (usually phishing domains are very very young and/or brand new and not legitimate domains but these are both legitimate domains.)
and, inb4 people say "phishing attempts don't always have to ask you to enter your login credentials to scrape your info"
no keyloggers or malware after I clicked on the link (it's been 8 hours now and my discord account is fine).
hopefully, this will quell some panic about the discord thing, its always good practice to protect your account with MFA when it's offered and to change your password when you suspect something may not be right, it's better to err on the side of caution etc, but in this case, it's alright and there's no need to create any undue panic about a link to a survey. fuck AI and Discord should know better than to try and pull more wool over its userbases' eyes because did they not learn from the NFT thing?
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
All right buckle the fuck up kids, it’s the year 2012 and I’ve just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It’s a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven’t edited a single thing in months which isn’t about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there’s a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I’m not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It’ll be dead by page 24, but I don’t know that yet. I’m just editing one more vampire boner fest.
The MC is a girl who we’ll call Sue. Sue is a Good Girl™, Sue is Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad Boy™ for a boyfriend. We’ll call him Dickhead.
Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it’s okay. Except it’s not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he’s fine with except he’s got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words “hey stud” and he follows, dick out before she’s even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she’s a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he’ll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he’s a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it’s about to get weirder.
Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love™ who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He’s been “instinctively protecting her from rapists” by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that’s not fucking terrifying at all.
Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she’d let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can’t decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don’t mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure.
If you’ve only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: “her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn’t stop”
This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be “god fucking dammit” as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that I inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years.
When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with “a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower” (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there’s more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I’ll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and it’s all a bit of a blur.
A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART” and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn’t take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!!!!!!????!!!!!! and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement.
And that’s the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You’re all fucking WELCOME.
F. fey. What kind of fey or fairy creature would your OC be? Would they be in a spooky, intense fairy world or a playful, lighthearted fairy world?
G. gods. What would your OC be the god of? If they were a demi-god, who would their divine parent be?
H. horror. Would your OC survive in a horror situation? What would their role be? How would they deal with being tossed in a horror scenario?
R. royalty au. How would your OC handle being royalty? If they're already royalty, how would they deal with being a commoner? What kind of royal would your character be?
S. star wars au. What would your OC be like in a Star Wars AU? What era would they be in: sequel, prequel, original trilogy, old republic? Would they be Force sensitive?
W. werewolves (& vampires). Is your OC more of a vampire or a werewolf? How would they feel about being turned into a creature of the night? Would they be part of a clan, a pack, a coven?
Ooo ok, let's do this! Thank you Kimi!
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-=- F -=-
He would 100% be one of the scarier areas of fey creatures that follows the rules to a T. The only tricks he would play is to teach those lessons. Maro would be one who wouldn't put death off the table to teach a lesson either.
-=- G -=-
Maro would be the god of justice and revenge. As for demi-god... I did a little research due to how Maro thinks, who is very justice towards the rules, and I would say probably Tyr, who is from Norse mythology. It seems like he's connected to justice and war along with sacrifice and integrity.
-=- H -=-
As for horror, I would say they would be the misguided killer of a horror book who keeps killing after their teacher leaves due to habits being hard to kick. Given that since Maro is the killer, he probably wouldn't be too phased until he realized what he was seen as is a monster and not someone who is the guide of justice. If that ever happens though. He's not one to capture and keep.
-=- R -=-
Not well. Being couped up and forced to be a figure head until he takes charge. Or well, if he takes charge. He wouldn't be allowed to be a prince and forced to be a princess. Be pretty, sit still, depending on the time period or stereotypes, not be able to learn self defense and learn arts. He'd probably run away and do what he's doing now, being a mercenary.
-=- S -=-
Bounty Hunter. 100% a bounty hunter. Probably not a Mandalorian, but someone who could probably be pretty even to Boba(sorry Kimi). He wouldn't be force sensitive and probably be during the time of the Empire. Growing up during the Empire's take over and forced to learn how to fend for himself. I don't doubt he has a collection of weapons of those he's turned in, including lightsabers.
-=- W -=-
I would say Vampire, secretive, cold, unwelcoming. He probably would hate it as well, smelling the blood of the creatures he killed making him hungry for some weird reason. He'd be a wanderer, not a part of anything or anyone. Maro would probably accidentally kill the vampire who turned him out of fear or self defense. I know that depending on some vampire lore, that would undo it, but in this case it wouldn't.
Is your OC a confident speaker? Do they find it easy to express themselves verbally? Or do they stutter or perhaps easily lose their train of thought?
Does your OC use any expressions or slang terms that are unique to the area in which they grew up, or a specific community of which they were once a member?
How often does your OC swear? Is it something that punctuates their everday speech? Or is it so unusual to hear them use "bad" language that it would shock those around them?
Does your OC have a particular accent? Do other people ever judge or stereotype them on the basis of their accent? How do they feel about this?
Can other people recognise when your OC is angry or serious by the tone of their voice? Or does their language become coarser? Or perhaps more formal?
Does your OC show courtesy in their language around others - do they routinely thank others, or do they only do so if they percieve that person as being of a higher social status?
Has your OC much experience of public speaking or any formal training in rhetoric? Do they find such things easy or intimidatingly difficult?
Did your OC's parents or other caregivers use any specific terms of endearment for them as a child? Do (or would) they use similar terms for their own children?
Does your OC consider their voice particularly "sexy"? Do they try to adopt a more seductive tone in romantic situations? How successful are these efforts?
Does your OC often punctuate their speech with filler sounds, such as "um" or "er"? Or words such as "like" or "you know"?
Has your OC ever made a conscious effort to change their voice? Perhaps by trying to rid themselves of a particular accent or making themselves sound more assertive?
Are there any particular words that make your OC cringe? Is this due to negative associations? Or second-hand embarrassment? Do they try to conceal their dislike?
Is your OC talented at creative writing, whether poetry or prose? Would they ever show their work to anyone else?
Are there any concepts or activities which are taboo in your OC's culture of origin, which they prefer to refer to euphemistically? How do the respond to others who do not share these taboos?
What is your OC's favourite or "go-to" swearword when under duress?
Does your OC's body language sometimes give away what they might prefer to conceal? Or are they practiced at ensuring that their physical presentation matches their stated positions?
Has your OC ever found other people struggle to understand them because of their accent? How did this make them feel? Did they resent the listeners? Or feel bad about themselves? Or both?
How does your OC feel about other people with "posh" or "upper-class" accents? Do they feel a natural deference to them? Or a resentment? Or do they not even notice?
To what degree does your OC amend their language and/or tone when speaking to children (or in front of them).
Does your OC ever use technical or academic language when discussing their specialist interests? Do others ever need them to translate these terms?
Does your OC like to ascribe nicknames or pet names to other people? How well does this usually go down?
What is your OC's singing voice like? Does it surprise other people by being better (or worse) than they expected?
How confident is your OC at writing? Do they regularly write letters or even academic papers? Or is their writing stilted, awkward - or even a source of embarassment to them?
How does your OC's voice change when they are trying to persuade someone else to let them have their own way? Is this particularly persuasive? Perhaps only to certain people?
Has anyone ever mocked or made fun of your OC's accent or the words they use? What was the impact of this upon them?
What kind of compliments might your OC bestow upon another person? Elegant flattery? Crude sexual banter? Measured, but positive feedback?
Does your OC ever use deliberately offensive or abusive terms towards particular social or cultural groups?
How easy does your OC find it to say "no"? Do they prefer to prevaricate? Is this out of courtesy? Or from a fear of rejection?
Are there any words or terms that your OC finds particularly offensive? Is this unique to their own experiences or something on which most people would agree?
Is your OC particularly vocal during sex? Do they tend to use actual words or even full sentences? Or just noises? How much control do they have over this?
How often does your OC raise their voice? Is this always deliberate or can they sometimes not help it?
Does your OC ever make idle threats? Or do they only state very precisely exactly what the consequences will be?
How long are the sentences your OC usually uses in conversation? Do they tend to communicate in brief, or even terse, pieces of dialogue? Or are they prone to flowery language - or even outright verbosity?
Does your OC yell or scream during arguments? Or do they become quiet and withdrawn?
Does your OC ever talk to themselves? How aware of this are they?
What is your OC's laugh like? Is it a genteel titter? A hearty belly laugh? Or a snorting noise like a constipated donkey?
How wide is your OC's vocabulary? Do others consider them eloquent or well-read?
If confronted by someone who cannot - or will not - speak how would your OC respond? If they cannot - or will not - speak themselves then how do others respond to this? How do they make themselves understood?
Is your OC particularly loud in combat? Do they yell? Roar? Or are they a silent and deadly presence?
Does your OC challenge others for perceived discourtesies? Or are they unwilling or unmotivated to cause a scene?
Does your OC ever wish that their voice was different? Are they ever embarassed or ashamed of their accent or the volume of their voice?
Does your OC find any particular voices or accents especially alluring or stimulating?
How often does your OC add new words to their vocabulary? Do they hungrily pick up new terms and words? Or do they struggle to remember such things?
How eloquent is your OC? Is their use of language beautiful, or at least skillful? Or do they struggle to communicate without sounding clumsy or awkward?
Does your OC ever change their language or tone when moving between different cultures or social settings?
What (if any) are your OC's go to "polite" expressions of disappointment or frustration? Do they ever substitute words like "sugar" or "darn" for stronger language? Under what circumstances might they do this?
Does your OC find it easy to talk about sexual activities or bodily parts? Or can they only speak about them using twee euphemisms or obscure slang terms? Or can they not speak about them at all?
What would be the most offensive word or term to use about your OC? How would they respond to this being used towards them? Would it matter what the intent or understanding of the person using it might be?
Was your OC quick to learn how to speak as a child? Was their grasp of language encouraged by those around them? Did anyone read with them? Or recite poetry or stories to them?
Does your OC ever revert to baser, perhaps even coarser, ways of speaking when under stress or anxiety? Or are they consistently poised and self-controlled, no matter how difficult the situation?
I have really stupid thoughts about my OCs sometimes, and now you can too!
Remember to send an ask to the person you reblog it from to make sure everyone gets to play!
How many full-sized pickles could they eat, if forced to eat as many as possible?
What low-stakes thing will they always get disproportionately passionate about?
Would they fist-fight someone over the last of something they want at the store?
What is their favorite PG swear word replacement? (ex: “frick” instead of “fuck”)
What song from their childhood are they never going to get over?
What terrible piece of media do they indulge in? Are they convinced it’s actually good?
What kind of prank are they most likely to get got by?
Do they make faces at babies they see in public? Are the babies enchanted or horrified?
How much money would they waste trying to get a cool prize at a claw machine game?
Do they have strong opinions on the word “moist”?
How much of the Monopoly board game could they take before flipping the table?
Do they agonize about where to put stickers, or slap them on anywhere?
What would they say is their fursona? What is it actually?
What is the worst haircut they’ve ever had?
Your character confidently turns to the audience and says, “Hey, check this out.” What are they about to fumble, and how badly?
Do women want them? Do fish fear them?
How easy is it to catch them cheating at a game?
Which side of the “pineapple on pizza” war are they on?
If they were asked to make a PowerPoint presentation on any topic, what would it be on?
What word do they misspell every time?
What non-edible thing would they totally eat if given the opportunity?
Do they get road rage?
What do they always lose, no matter how hard they try to keep track of it?
On a scale of “tiny kitten” to “middle-aged dad” how loud are their sneezes?
How do they distract themselves when forced to sit through something boring?
What video game would they spend a life-ruining amount of time playing?
What’s the dumbest way anyone has mispronounced and/or misspelled their name?
What is their least favorite form of exercise?
Do they make up excuses for their farts?
Would they ever get their tongue stuck to a frozen flag pole?
Which holiday would they abolish?
Are they any good at doing impressions of people or characters?
Which children’s cartoon would they get obsessed with?
How many books can they balance on their head?
What’s their preferred excuse for not attending an event?
Would they go outside and point enthusiastically at a natural disaster instead of sheltering?
Can they jump high enough to slap a street sign?
What kind of snacks would they sneak into a movie theater, and would they get away with it?
Be honest: do they wash their hands?
What is the most annoying thing they do?
What’s their biggest pet peeve?
Do they have games on their phone? Is anyone else allowed to play them?
Describe how hard they would fail at parkour.
Would they do numbers on Tumblr? Bonus: what’s their URL?
How would they get #cancelled on social media?
What would be their sitcom episode B-plot?
How terrified would they be walking through a haunted house?
This restaurant doesn’t have Coke. Is Pepsi okay?
Would they remember to move the frozen meat to the fridge?
What infomercial product would they be most likely to buy?
Are they susceptible to internet challenges?
Assign them a popular Vine.
Would they own a pair of Heeley’s?
How would 3 genie wishes ruin their life?
What is the perfect temperature, in their opinion? How passionate are they about it?
What are they hate-watching and why?
How broken is their phone?
Do they have strong feelings about musical theater?
Would they survive working in a customer service job? Would anyone else?
Would they survive working in an office job? Would anyone else?
Do they scream on rollercoasters? For fun or out of genuine terror?
How long would they last in a 5-star restaurant before getting kicked out?
Would they try to steal something from a museum?
How good or bad is their sense of direction?
Do they steal fries?
Are they brave enough to tell the waiter they asked for no pickles?
Would they win a dance-off?
What’s their go-to karaoke number?
How long can they last wearing the same outfit every day?
Would they win a game of beer pong?
They won the lottery! Where’s all the money going?
Have they ever tried a pet’s food, just to see if it’s really that good?
Describe their life in the style of a Chuck Tingle book title.
What would they go viral online for?
Which harmless animal activates their fight or flight instincts?
Would they fall for tourist traps while on vacation?
Are they always 15 minutes early, or 15 minutes late?
What embarrassing situation are they most likely to end up in the hospital for?
What are they most likely to have a secret shrine to?
Do they think cold showers are great or evil?
What sport are they the worst at?
How annoyed do they get when other people mess up how things are organized (or “organized”) in their space?
They’re left alone in a room with a whiteboard and ample colored markers. What happens next?
Do they feel guilty for walking around a store and leaving without buying anything? How easily would they crack under a sales pitch on the way out the door?
What do they think they’re an expert on when they really, truly aren’t?
What subject do they know a lot about that they assume everyone else also knows about?
What sorts of whimsical fridge magnets would they have?
How beat up do their clothes/shoes/etc. have to get before they finally stop wearing them?
Why are they like this? Wrong answers only.
What advice do you have for anyone saying, “I can fix them”?
Two of your WIPs are having a crossover (if you don’t have two, pick a random piece of media you like, or someone else’s WIP!). Which characters are getting along the best? Worst?
What candy are they always throwing in the trash on Halloween?
What’s the best way to beat them in a fight?
How would Bugs Bunny beat them in a fight?
Would they eat a chocolate covered cricket?
Can they open a tightly stuck jar on their own? Without breaking it?
Would they take a dozen free paint swatches from a department store, just for funsies?
There’s a massive spider making its home in the corner of their room. What’s their reaction?
Would they sneak backstage at a concert? What’s their goal?
How would they react to finding out they are a fictional character?
Same characters, different worlds! Send a letter to learn about an alternate universe.
A. alternate universe. What kind of AU is your OC best suited to? Are there any AUs they're in already? What are they?
B. band au. What is your OC like in a band AU? Are they a performer or a groupie? What instrument would they play? What's their relationship with their bandmates and/or the group(s) they follow?
C. coffee shop au. What would your OC be like in a classic coffee shop AU? Are they at all suited for the barista lifestyle? What's their go-to coffee order?
D. duplicate. How would your OC react to meeting their clone or doppelganger? What if they were a clone or doppelganger? How would they feel about that?
E. education. What would your OC be like in a high school and/or college AU? What would their major be? What would they teach if they were an educator?
F. fey. What kind of fey or fairy creature would your OC be? Would they be in a spooky, intense fairy world or a playful, lighthearted fairy world?
G. gods. What would your OC be the god of? If they were a demi-god, who would their divine parent be?
H. horror. Would your OC survive in a horror situation? What would their role be? How would they deal with being tossed in a horror scenario?
I. intellectual property. Are there any popular series or franchises that your OC is well-suited for? Which 'verse(s) and what makes them so well-suited?
J. (J)RPG. What kind of hero would your OC be in a JRPG (or any other RPG). Would they have any special skills, weapons, or finishing moves? What tier character would they be?
K. kids. Does your OC have kids? What are their kids like? If they don't have kids, would they? What would they be like as a parent?
L. lovers. Does your OC have different partners in different AUs? What might their love life be like in an AU? How would they do in a romance genre, like romantasy or a romcom?
M. multiverse. Are there any points in your OC's life where things could have gone differently? Where else might they have ended up? How would your OC react to crossing the multiverse and meeting another version of themself?
N. normal. What's your OC's normal world like? Are they in a fantasy setting, a sci-fi setting, the modern world? Share a little about your character's normal life.
O. omegaverse. What’s their subgender? What's their scent? How do they feel about it?
P. pacific rim au. What is your OC doing in a Pacific Rim AU? Are they drift compatible with anyone? What would their jaeger be called?
Q. quiet. What would a quiet and peaceful life look like for your OC? Would they enjoy living a simple life or would they get bored?
R. royalty au. How would your OC handle being royalty? If they're already royalty, how would they deal with being a commoner? What kind of royal would your character be?
S. star wars au. What would your OC be like in a Star Wars AU? What era would they be in: sequel, prequel, original trilogy, old republic? Would they be Force sensitive?
T. (star) trek au. What would your OC's role be in a Star Trek AU? Are they part of Starfleet? Another organization?
U. underworld. How would your OC deal with being part of a criminal underworld? Would they be a thief, a spy, a conman? Something else?
V. vigilante au. What would your OC's superpower be? Would they be a hero or a villain? Do they believe that with great power comes great responsibility?
W. werewolves (& vampires). Is your OC more of a vampire or a werewolf? How would they feel about being turned into a creature of the night? Would they be part of a clan, a pack, a coven?
X. (e)xtra. Is there an AU missing from this list? Share something about it! What would your OC be like in that new world, story or scenario?
Y. YA. How would your OC fare in a popular YA franchise, like Hunger Games or Divergent? Would they buy into the system? Fight against it? What would their district/faction/house/etc. be?
Z. zootopia. What animal would your OC be if they were an anthropomorphic animal? Would your OC be a furry? What would their fursona be?
