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Absent-Minded Master of R'lyeh Cthulhu Figure
i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation
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Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! âś‹
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THERE'S A SEQUEL!
MR. NOODLE
The adventure continues!
Awesome dad is awesome.
Hopefully the mother will get used to it
Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.
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what the fuck is going on with this post
this post is blocking the next post from having access to the tumblr blue sea
hey everyone i’m swimming lol
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pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
I can get behind that
(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)
this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe
*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”
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OP didn't know you can't ignore a will just because you think it's unfair that your brother's friend got more than family
Not the brother's friend, his partner
Ooof
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oh it just keeps getting worse folks
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Why I think the CIA is behind cow mutilations
Okay. So.
Hear me the fuck out here.Â
So Quinton Reviews did a video a few years back about how the US government falsified documents and information to trick UFO conspiracy theorists into spreading misinformation on government programs to hide the actual shit they were doing.Â
Basically, this dude who lived near an army base started seeing lights in the sky and started receiving weird cryptic messages on his radio and so he started taking photos and recording the radio broadcasts and then he took them to some military fuckers and they were shocked because the stuff the dude recorded was like secret military shit like planes that flew higher than radar could detect and shit and they were scared because that’s top secret shit but then the dude said “Hey, these are fucking aliens” and then the military bastards were like “Yep”. So they got this one neck-bearded sci-fi writer dude who worked for the Air Force to start creating false documents to give to the UFO conspiracy theorist fucker so he can write a book about it and it’ll be easier for the government to do shit because it’ll be blamed on aliens.Â
Basically, they gaslit a dude to hide secret weaponry and air craft testing.Â
ANYWAYS
So that story got me thinking about things that are blamed on aliens that could be chalked up to the US government doing military shit because the US is a fucking dystopian nightmare.Â
And then a video by EXPLORE WITH US popped up in my subscription feed about some recent cow mutilations in Oregon.Â
And so my fucking brain juices went a squirting and something like clicked in me.Â
What if, and hear me the fuck out, the cattle mutilations that have been taking place for the past few decades are the result of the CIA testing out ways and means of creating artificial famines or economic disparities on countries that heavily rely on livestock through either farming or consumption.Â
A prime example is a country like Cuba (who have been historically terrorized by the US). They rely heavily on livestock in both farming (since they don’t have much oil to power tractors, they use cows and horses to pull plows) and they eat and drink A LOT of dairy products.Â
The top three countries with the most livestock in the world are India, Brazil and China. All three are definitely being closely monitored by the US government (well so are all countries but you catch my drift) so it wouldn’t be surprising that the US are using their almost one trillion dollar military budget to do decades long experiments into proper ways to cripple other country’s food resources and economies secretly.Â
But there’s one more thing.
THE CIA HAS OPENLY ADMITTED TO DOING SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR BEFORE.
During the Cold War in the Phillipines when Communist rebels started gaining more traction, the CIA FAKED A VAMPIRE ATTACK by killing a Hukbalahap rebel, DRAINED HIS BLOOD and threw his body onto a pathway near a rebel base to basically scare away other rebels from that base.Â
So if they’re willing to, ya know, drain the blood from human beings it isn’t too much of a stretch that they’d try the same things on innocent animals.Â
I’m not the first person to throw this idea out there but like. It’s so fucking obvious it’s insane.Â
Allow me to introduce myself
First of all.Â
I just want to make myself very clear.
THIS BLOG IS NOT A SAFE-SPACE FOR RIGHTWINGERS, QANON FUCKERS, TERFS, ANTISEMITES, RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, CENTRISTS OR ANY OTHER BIGOTED FUCKS.Â
anywayssssssss
Now we’ve got that out of the way, you can call me Sia.Â
My pronouns are she/they/heÂ
I’m an anarchocommunist and I’m a fan of plausible conspiracy theories relating to the CIA.Â
I personally believe the CIA is a a waste of money, idiotic, fascistic and above all, dangerous.Â
This blog will be dealing with several heavy topics relating to atrocities committed by the CIA so I’ll promptly add trigger warnings to the tags of my posts.
I’ll be posting infrequently whenever I find some more dumb shit committed by the CIA.
I hope you enjoy this lil blog of mine and hopefully I’m not rewarded with the CIA’s lead award for journalism.Â
See you soon!