Yikes

| I’m Riley | stressed, depressed, poorly dressed, but trying my best | they/them | 22

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[blignick]

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

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[underwhelmingalchemist]

Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I have faith this post will be seen by exactly who it needs to

[onenicebugperday]

What the hell she drew a man

[onenicebugperday]

You're gonna be blown away by what I'm about to tell you

[georgedontdothat]

staples?! he made a basket with staples?!

[catboybiologist]

Someday Amaury Guichon is going to release a video where creates a life sized statue of a human being, but as he adds detail, it becomes increasingly clear that the chocolate model is becoming more and more akin to a perfect replica of the viewer. Each viewer sees a different video. Each viewer sees themselves. The resemblance becomes more and more distinct, until, in the last frames of the video, as the almost perfectly lifelike yet completely still creation is showcased, there will be just a hint of movement. Was it a trick of the light? Or something far more sinister?

His next video will be a cute little bouquet of flowers :)

[ringneckedpheasant]

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

[ringneckedpheasant]

a lot of people in the notes saying where they think that money should go instead & i said what i said!! it should all go to fucking bugs!!!

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[femnby-lesbiab]

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[softwaring]

Step 4: Whipped Cream

No Cream

Yea Cream On It

Voting ended onMay 3, 2025

[teaboot]

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

[teaboot]

Adderall Happens When I Say So

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[bill]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

[12313234578686856746877-deactiv]

[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

[cxntpxppy]

man i really hope my roommates haven’t figured out that if they hear my fan running, it probably means im jacking off 💀

[dumbpuppyfag]

pavloving yourself into an hvac fetish, call that air conditioning

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this