Mikael

You are now in my evil domain this is the shitposting counterpart to my other account @thestarsdivine 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[csny]

[thesituation]

[helldritch6211]

Its scary when people have selfies as their pfps on tumblr like… youre not allowed to do that

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[thecometvile]

wistfully horny

[thecometvile]

[thecometvile]

wistfully horny

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[denimecho]

Regular day on the job

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[queer-cannibalistic-vampire]

[yellowistheraddest]

i think itd be funny if johnny was a slightly bigger freak

[biocrafthero]

[poczwartistic]

[soulguibo]

This is genuinely so beautiful

[splitflute]

Kinley E. Roby (Ed.), Peter Shaffer: Revised Edition / Peter Shaffer, Amadeus screenplay (final draft) / Postscript by Peter Shaffer in Amadeus / Interview with Miloš Forman for Positif Magazine (1984)

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

[thecometvile]

I haven't written in soo long. Fucked up. Will try to fix tomorrow