ComfortKitten

Hello, I'm Kit! Welcome to my little place where I reblog amazing posts and upload my dumb art. Supernatural is my meaning for life

[destinyapostasy]

me @ me: draw a fucking background you fool you coward

also me:

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[magpiebeetle-moved]

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

[huffylemon]

thick jelly……I can’t believe someone put words to that feeling…….thank you

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

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[oddlyaquaria]

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

[d0esntmakesense]

My relationship with gravity is stronger than ever.

[rdakotapdx-deactivated20221012]

brilliant

[glumshoe]

I like saying the word ‘bloody’ around our 90 year-old scientist friend from London because she gets genuinely scandalized.

[glumshoe]

@saijanbulma rest assured that we do it specifically to annoy you, like a parent intentionally misusing slang or referencing memes to vex their child

[andlifemovesonn]

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[twitterlols]

[neverthere12345]

Racist man throws punches at FedEx driver, driver punches back Kills him in One Punch. | That's Tea

A racist man who was throwing racial slurs and punches at a FedEx Driver, died in one punch after getting punched back. Timothy Warren was d

A white man was throwing racial slurs at a Black FedEx Driver. He started Punching the driver, the FedEx driver punched him back one time, killing the man with One Punch.

[virtua92]

[miiriya]

[faggot-heathen]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/11/21/man-hurled-racist-slurs-punch-fedex-driver-then-died-after-he-was-punched-back/

He wont be indicted for the racist scumbags death either! Win!

[lj-writes]

Magnuson’s death from the fall was precipitated by “extremely poor health,” a medical examiner concluded, and the punch itself was not fatal, Senior Deputy District Attorney Adam Gibbs wrote.

Warren was within his legal right to challenge Magnuson’s “racist vitriol,” Gibbs noted, and said that Warren’s decision to confront Magnuson — rather than ignore him — was not legally significant.

Please keep up this energy of racists dropping dead on my dash.

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[frank--enstein]

[biff-donderglutes]

yo same

[pileofknives]

it do be like that though

[ronchronchronch]

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reddit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away

[joey-wheeler-official]

No this is important to accuratly roleplay high elves

[trapcard]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[threesideddream]

[brazilshit]

[mahakavi]

wow this sentinel island news story really blew up on social media. american dude, possibly a missionary, travels to meet a community that historically has resisted contact from outsiders and ends up getting himself killed….

[mahakavi]

i mean aside from the fact that he could have wiped out the whole community by bringing them in contact with diseases that have no immunity for, he also had zero concerns for his own safety and welfare?? apparently he got shot with arrows the first time, returned to his boat, and then at night decided he would TRY AGAIN like what a fucking idiot

[tariqah]

He deserved to die imo, people including anthropologists have died trying to make contact before…and it was made illegal to contact the people of Sentinel Island in 2006… I have no qualms

[thebigblackwolfe]

he really was lost in the colonizer sauce like he thought he could win those people over by bringing a soccer ball and scissors like the fact that he had to bribe someone to take him there in the first place should’ve told him not to do it but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sauvamente]

What is the point of trying to go to an unconnected people anyway and with a fucking Bible when they speak a dead language and have been chilling for thousands of years colonizers are crazy he got what he was asking for he went to see Jesus

[meangirlnurse]

“The British colonial occupation of the Andaman Islands decimated the tribes living there, wiping out thousands of tribespeople, and only a fraction of the original population now survive. So the Sentinelese fear of outsiders is very understandable.”

[…]

“It’s not impossible that the Sentinelese have just been infected by deadly pathogens to which they have no immunity, with the potential to wipe out the entire tribe,” said Mr Corry.

just want to highlight the history of the situation and the potential consequences for the people this man has endangered