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IRC, the old school way

Another day, another IRC network.

Except this one is new; it's run on a Raspberry Pi, and is pretty much bare IRC (it has NickServ with no nick ownership, just to avoid chaos, but you still can't use it to regain nicks, and a modded ChanFix for those dire moments).

It still uses the ø domain, because I can't be bothered to buy a new one. Have fun learning to IRC without the luxury of ChanServ being omnipresent to op you. These old guides may help.

nothingirc.eu, port 6667 or +6697 for you SSL crazies. (selfsigned)

#irc #irc networks

The Changelog: Episode 1

The Changelog is a recurring series where I talk about changes made to my projects.

This week, I mainly worked on ^w.

List of changes

Accounts are now NickServ based, using account-notify and WHOX (56ccfc)

Many bugs were fixed, thanks to nyuszika7h, bcode and sfan5 really wanting to exploit things (a "lol oops" moment, regressions, OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD NYU, and forgetting to strip newlines)

We now have a Code Climate page (that moment when you realize your code isn't as pristine as you think!)

^w and me got #botters cloaks!

#wproject #irc

Announcing The Netsplit

If you frequent this blog, the thing you most see here is IRC quotes. Little funny snippets from IRC that probably don't make sense to this blog's intended audience.

So, I am annoucing The Netsplit, a separate blog to put such quotes, so that this blog (which was intended to be a blog about programming) is not turned into a giant quote database.

-whiskers75

nodejsreactions-blog

if (err) throw err;

That Raspberry Pi still hasn't shut down! :D

❯ uprecords # Uptime | System Boot up ----------------------------+--------------------------------------------------- -> 1 63 days, 01:52:47 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Sat Mar 8 12:01:10 2014 2 15 days, 23:45:56 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 3 9 days, 03:40:43 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Mon Feb 24 13:38:47 2014 4 3 days, 22:08:52 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Thu Feb 20 15:16:49 2014 5 2 days, 18:38:15 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Wed Mar 5 17:22:16 2014 ----------------------------+--------------------------------------------------- NewRec 47 days, 02:06:50 | since Mon Mar 24 11:47:06 2014 up 94 days, 22:06:33 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 down 0 days, 00:10:05 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 %up 99.993 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014

#uptime #linux #unix

Don't drink and gparted!

> db.users.update({_id: ObjectId("535d1c7d80caa70200b72482")}, {$set: {level: 15, name: 'sfan5 the kitten'}});

you're confusing me

I just typed gksu gparted /dev/sfan5

sfan5: lol

sfan5: really? xD

yes

zsh failed to tab-complete that and then I noticed

that's a quote for the blog :3

#irc #sfan5 #kitten

All GitHub's octocats, in one 6.8 MB gif!

Worth it.

load average: 1.38, 2.83, 2.97

#gif #gfy #octocat #github #octodex

"fwilson"

One day, in @techfilmer's channel:

ArjunaBot: filter chain fwilson

fwilokay!

ArjunaBot: filter chain fwilson

WHEEEEEEEEEE FWILOKAY!

ArjunaBot: filter chain fwilson

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FWILOKAY!

ArjunaBot: filter chain fwilson

okay, that's enough

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FWILOKAY!

skasturi: no

fwilwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fwilfwilwheeeeeeeee fwilfwilwheee fwilfwilokay!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEE FWILWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FWILWHEEEEEEEEE FWILWHEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILFWILFWILWHEEEEEEEEEEE FWILFWILFWILFWILFWILFWILFWILWH

#irc #fwil #fwilson #techfilmer

fwil

root@universe ~ # timedatectl

:D

GUISE I BUILT A TIME MACHINE

just set your hostname to "universe"

and run timedatectl

-- CTCP query to fwilson: VERSION

-- CTCP reply from fwilson: VERSION fwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwilfwil

-- CTCP query to fwilson: SOURCE

-- CTCP reply from fwilson: SOURCE http://www.weechat.org/download

>_>

#irc #fwilson #fwiljava

Today, I set up Observium for all my servers. \o/

YEAH

~ whiskers75@WhiskPi 10s ❯ uprecords # Uptime | System Boot up ----------------------------+--------------------------------------------------- -> 1 56 days, 01:17:30 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Sat Mar 8 12:01:10 2014 2 15 days, 23:45:56 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 3 9 days, 03:40:43 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Mon Feb 24 13:38:47 2014 4 3 days, 22:08:52 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Thu Feb 20 15:16:49 2014 5 2 days, 18:38:15 | Linux 3.10-3-rpi Wed Mar 5 17:22:16 2014 ----------------------------+--------------------------------------------------- NewRec 40 days, 01:31:33 | since Mon Mar 24 11:47:06 2014 up 87 days, 21:31:16 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 down 0 days, 00:10:05 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014 %up 99.992 | since Tue Feb 4 15:37:19 2014

#uptime #uprecord #server #linux #unix #sysadmin

YAY Tor! My tor relay is now a Guard!

fingerprint: A899E4A7523C36F0385F69EE8FCE71E26A837F88 flags: Fast, Guard, HSDir, Named, Running, Stable, V2Dir, Valid

Fusl is always screwing with my container...

* Fusl migrates whiskers75's container to 127.0.0.1

Fusl: NO

Fusl: NO 127.0.0.1

* Fusl migrates whiskers75's container into the DMZ

then to 127.0.0.2 :P

NO

NO DMZ

JUST NO DMZ

xD

* Fusl migrates whiskers75's container to the NSA

Fusl: pls2not

#irc

#minetest: Krock vs whiskers75

wait

WINDOWS

* whiskers75 slaps Krock around with a MASSIVE WINDOWS ERROR

* whiskers75 slaps Krock around with Ubuntu 14.04 LTS

* Krock throws BSoD at whiskers75

-- Mode #minetest [+Cnt]

-- Channel created on Wed, 16 Feb 2011 21:06:43

* whiskers75 reflects the BSoD, as Linux systems do not suffer from those

xD slap flood

* whiskers75 slaps ShadowBot around a bit with a pls!

* Krock slaps whiskers75 with Windows

* whiskers75 is impervious

* whiskers75 slaps Krock with an install CD for Ubuntu 14.04 LTS

* Krock catches the disk and throws into trash bin

* whiskers75 throws multiple CDs at high speed!

* Krock slaps whiskers75 with 6 MS-DOS 7.1 installation disks

* whiskers75 eats the disks

* whiskers75 grows an extra VM

* Krock would be interested how long it would take to get a virus under MS-DOS

* whiskers75 spits out the MS-DOS VM

* whiskers75 throws it at Krock with great force!

--> q66 (~q66@enlightenment/developer/q66) has joined #minetest

* Krock uses q66 to catch it

* whiskers75 presses a button

* whiskers75 meows

* whiskers75 is a computerized kitten now

* q66 feels abused

* Krock throws M$ B0B at whiskers75

* whiskers75 activates Microsoft-Shield!

* whiskers75 meows

* whiskers75 scratches Krock with his powerful claws.

rrrrrr

* whiskers75 purrs contentedly.

* Krock gives at whiskers75

* whiskers75 wonders

* whiskers75 doesn't click on the [object URL]

#irc #quote #windows #ubuntu #minetest

icanhazlolcats

thecommit

How to tell when your cat is crazy (reblog).

The WJTHWT, coming to GitHubs near you.

Apart from the wonderful ^w project, there are some other things I do. The WJTHWT is one of them.

<whiskers75> Fusl: Lemme fire up the whiskers75-JSON-to-Handlebars-Website-Thingy(tm)(beta) <whiskers75> Or WJTHWT for short!

This started when I saw Handlebars and thought, "Wow, my website could benefit from this."

So I came up with the idea for the WJTHWT, a little Express webapp to convert JSON to wonderful HTML with the aid of templates.

In essence, this will mean that I can write a list of projects in JSON and have an HTML template rustle them up.

Hopefully, I'll add little JS bits that you can plug in to websites to make them fetch data from an external source, a bit like PHP.

Here's to the web being a bit less hacky and PHP-y!

#web #node.js #handlebars.js #express.js #wjthwt

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