TheCowHero

Ant. He/Him. 24. I have too much optimism I'm just so hopeful. I go feral around IKEA dogs, anteaters, and cows on the side of the road.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[miiilowo]

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

[violentoffender]

man knows what he’s about

[tyaz]

Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)

[cybervom1t]

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

[foone]

Science is closed forever, one of the mice threw up

[st4rm41d]

wow! that was a fun accidental 2 hour session of video's game. now to go to the kitchen to check on my pet Pot Of Boiling Water...

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[daddyygh0stface]

doggy style means you get a treat after btw <3

[rubberdominacd]

The early bird gets the

[anarcha66]

When I say I'm bouncing on it, this is what I mean

[swarnpert]

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

[sygol]

my life fucking sucks because they dont let me play with grenade launcher

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

[licca]

i am as happy as a cheese in a burger

[taxidermycanine]

can i come over and look at you like this

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little