The Cracked Truth

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Hi. How are you tonight? :)

Im good and yourself?

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Did someone say they needed a big booty hoe ?! Lol Kidding. #Thanks NYC. Go cop some new gear! Mannersmovement.com

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Advice/Opinion Columnist

Starting a new blog here on tumblr to cover more grounds and to announce the beginning of my advice column. Check out my website for more information. Www.thecrackedtruth.com All answers and or opinions are strictly of my own, nothing sugar coated just the dirty cracked truth. We all go through the same thing on different days, you put your pants on one leg at a time don’t you? Get at me I wanna here your story! If putting myself on blast would make you feel better well then blaaaat blaaaat let’s get it

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I needa find me a man that can cook

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard : )

IG + TW = @TheCrackedTruth & www.thecrackedtruth.com

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Dope as ****

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I Spy ♡♥

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Ah ok i dont shit where i eat for a reason # 1. Motherfucker looks at me like he wants to skin me and then wear me. #2 my straight female friend decided last week that she wanted to kiss me because im apparently im her girl crush . Weird

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This Bad Larry

Im so heated right now. I don't know who this man thinks he is trying to give me the old shock and jive routine, but he got the wrong bitch. When you confront someone about a problem or things you don't like and they are automatically on the defense and getting loud then its safe to say they are F.O.S. full of shit. Because when you are right you shouldnt feel the need to go so hard trying to explain yourself and back shit up. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. If you tell the truth you won't have anything to remember. I do not have asshole written on my forehead, and i have a pretty good judgement of character. That being said, don't bullshit a bullshitter. I know who I am, what I've got and where I want to be. Don't try and gas me up to keep me around, been there done that. You can't hustle a hulster. Period. I will now take MY show "The Cracked Truth" some where else. When I am paying someone, you now work for me and I expect to get what I was told I would receive. I can take my money elsewhere in a heartbeat. P.s When someone needs to constantly remind you or anyone they dont need your money chances are their banking on it.

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Short people problems

5'1 & will forever need a chair to climb on to reach things in the kitchen cabinets

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What up doe