Sticky Crestie Feets

I am Dabloon, your average gecko. with average gecko pictures. I get excited over food and enjoy making gecko prints all over my room. with my food. :D

[thecresteddabloon-blog]

The waddle child

[geckoprincess]

Hello my dears! I feel like I don’t follow enough of you beautiful people, so if you are any sort of pet blog feel free to like this so I can check out your blog and your pets! You’re all amazing and I’d love to get to know you better!:)

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

This is the Gecko King. Reblog within the next 14 seconds for lizards to manifest physically in your home.

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[annulet]

create more reasons for this to be continued

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[needlekind]

WE WENT BOWLING AFTER DINNER FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND THERE WERE LIKE FORTY FURRIES THERE DOING, LIKE, SOMETHING OR ANOTHER I DON’T EVEN KNOW BUT THEY WERE BOWLING IN THEIR FURSUITS AND DOING VERY WELL ACTUALLY?????

[needlekind]

they did a big group shot and invited me over to take pictures because i had taken selfies with a ton of them and then fuckin jess told them it was my birthday and they inviTED ME INTO THE GROUP SHOT AND LONG STORY SHORT HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME, PRINCESS OF THE FURRIES

[bonafide-bullshark-deactivated2]

DISMANTLE THE ESTABLISHMENT

[thecresteddabloon-blog]

Me singing: we all neeed somebady to leeeeaaaaan oooonnnnnn Me: *leans on gecko* ',:3 Gecko: *licks eye* Me: ...

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[that-moderator-deactivated20130]

Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

Wanna see how many there are.

[redconvoy]

Same here

[cranky-crustaceans]

If by self taught you mean years of doodles, crying over your pathetic art, tearing up thousands of drawings and then finally drawing something you’re proud of… ONLY TO HATE IT 5 DAYS LATER

Then yes. I am self taught.

[sanzosin]

[oink8]

hell yeah i am! //raises both hands and feet

[may650]

I’m still learning… But for some reason I don’t do well with reference line thingy’s ._.

[arhitms12569-deactivated2021032]

Why is everyone always so surprised when they find out an artist is self taught? “Hey, that’s really good! Are you in art class?” “No, I just kinda learned as I went.” “WHAAAAAAAT!”

[thecresteddabloon-blog]

Chilly willy tub a chub belly

[thecresteddabloon-blog]

Snoot

[geckfresh]

He decided to go for a swim.

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

Sometimes the reptile community is good & pure.

[all-in-a-sea-of-wonders-deactiv]

Stevie forgot how to gecko again

[fattynoodles]

If you accidentally leave a tub open, always check your closet and shoes first. They will hide in something tiny during the day!

#escape #escapedsnake #ballpython #pythonregius #royalpython #snakesofinstagram #reptilesofinstagram #reptiblr #snake #python #reptile #kefka #trick

[thecresteddabloon-blog]

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