I Walk Like A Velociraptor

37 years old I'm a dude I'm a Hoosier <3 @spaceyscorpio I love music and video games. I have mild cerebral palsy and terrible eyesight. That really sucks, but I will keep on living, I guess. Have a lovely time here. Ask me whatever else you'd like to know

[gayhockeyshow]

They could be [REDACTED] right now

[dooscent]

No I didn't!! No I did not!!

[jeffgerstmann]

I don't like to kink shame, but in this case I"ll make an exception

[jeffgerstmann]

I’m always saying this

[figdays]

Ghost Print Pack // GhostsBySarah

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[rozieramati]

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[hannahbluish]

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years