I Walk Like A Velociraptor

37 years old I'm a dude I'm a Hoosier <3 @spaceyscorpio I love music and video games. I have mild cerebral palsy and terrible eyesight. That really sucks, but I will keep on living, I guess. Have a lovely time here. Ask me whatever else you'd like to know

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[hannahbluish]

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[segamascott]

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[basil-lemonade]

thank you for coming to my this

[tsubakiscarlet]

#mythis

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, July 29, 1904

[lilaccatholic]

Well that’s not so crazy I mean how much could–

OH

[persianpenname]

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[tinytimism]

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire