proust & prejudice

Annie (or Grey) • 33 • potato laureate • they/them • current fixation: my gay hockey sons (hollanov) • ao3: greymcknot

[ariaiscursed]

[smokingrozanov]

Rose is going Yeah I really hate giving head & kind of prefer it when a guy just goes down on me so I can just zone out the entire time. I hate when they have a beard though haha but I really like long hair. It just sucks because they always wanna talk to me during. It’s like oh my god the girls I’d make out with during theater camp were always so much better at this y’know? And Shane is googling ‘restaurants where I can have a private conversation near me’

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[mcknotanniegrey]

oh, to be able to discover this for the first time again

[kinrd]

[poppyseedxoxo]

[camellcat]

hrrrmmm. something about rose taking in the time vortex, the way a human body was never meant to handle it, and ending up physically damaged beyond whatever artron energy was left behind. something almost like lichtenberg scars, something that ran all the way through her. something that never fully heals. and maybe ten holding the same scars, regeneration just slightly off from the energy he'd taken and given back but was still not meant to hold himself either. both marked for and by each other in the most literal sense, unignorable. just an idea

[estrogirlie]

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day actually really, really likes him :(((

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[gaygoatshane]

me when i'm a gay pervert

[wintercorrybriea2]

[biggass-pancake]

no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.

I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.

[mikkeneko]

#had to be me#canon might have gotten it wrong

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

marly in every fic after he finds out that jane=shane hollander: legendary pull bro seriously 😤🫡🥵🤩

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[rainbow-femme]

During the Rose Landry era someone posts a video of Shane, Rose, and a bunch of her friends at a karaoke night at a club and they’re able to get Shane to drink enough to take a turn. And Ilya does NOT care that Shane has a pretty ok voice actually and if he looks up the lyrics to the song Shane chose it is NOT because he’s looking for hidden meanings and trying to see if it could be about rose or maybe about him and he does NOT spend like two hours going back and forth from looking and not looking and wondering why that song because surely if it’s Shane it does mean something even if Ilya does NOT care

Meanwhile Shane picked the song because his mom used to play it in the car so he kinda knows the words at least. Does not consider the possibility that The Chain by Fleetwood Mac could be causing psychic damage to the city of Boston

[mcknotanniegrey]

can you IMAGINE ilya looks up the band and then hears silver springs can you do you feel the pain i feel right now