Chaos

There is no logic in the void. Oh and sometimes I write poems They/them

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[authorkims]

[heinous-bitch]

you forgot the best one

[thecryptidunseen]

My favorite thing about humanity is that we haven’t changed. The people you know now are the same people who lived in every period of history. My grandma shared a story of her trying to backflip off a wall to impress someone in college and almost breaking an ankle.

Humans haven’t really changed and it’s kinda beautiful

[soni-dragon]

i have cried so many times the past few days just because of this movie

[luci-z-wont-shut-up]

HUGE fan of this recent thing we're doing where Adrian is, physically speaking, wayyyyyyy out of Rocky's league.

Like what do you mean of course they have the most gorgeous voice ever which to sound-based Eridians is basically the equivalent of why-the-fuck-arent-you-a-supermodel.

Of course they had sooooooooooo many mating/courting offers and gifts and love letters sent to them while Rocky was away (but they of course stayed faithful and weren't having any of that shit).

Of course Rocky forgot to mention to Grace their size difference and that Rocky is by Eridian standards a tiny little twink and Adrian is a giant also so when Grace meets them he's looking UP because they're less of a rock and more of a boulder.

Straight up The Bride And The Ugly-Ass Groom-ing it. We're all insane. I'm obsessed. Love love LOVE it

[wordgirlfacts]

someone should make an evilwordgirlfacts. we'd be so hot together.

[evilwordgirlfacts]

Girl I Dont Even Know You?

[wordgirlfacts]

Babe we *need* to scissor.

[evilwordgirlfacts]

First Of All I Am Straight But Even If I Swung That Way I’m Still Not Over My Ex. So Yeah.

[wordgirlfacts]

Enemy's to lovers arc incoming....

[little-gnomee]

*runs past*

[wordgirlfacts]

...What the hell was that....

[lutheban]

Dr Ryland grace: *comes back to earth and is revealed to have been alive just living on erid for the past like 40 years*

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[cholvoq]

I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)

[samsheadraws]

i finished the audiobook in 4 days, saw the movie the day after, and have dragged everyone else i know into the Project Hail Mary pit by their ankles. so, y'know, i feel TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!!

my drawings are a fusion of the book and movie aesthetically, but I decide to keep Rocky's little shirt + the horrible burn scarring of the "lets shove Rocky in the airlock to save him" scene.

i also designed this sticker, and if anyone wants to buy one, lmk:

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[thecryptidunseen]

I don’t know how to put a video with audio from my camera roll, but this video has the bloopin music

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[occudo]

Emperor Comatose, Meburger and Eridian language lessons~

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[iwouldratherbereadingrn]

What this post needs is a big ass.

[1969chevycamaro]

This is why we tumble

[bnuuwitch]

THIS IS WHY WE TUMBLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wolfythewitch]

Honorary eridian

[nocek]

the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[poltergeist-offical]

Tag game, anyone?

If you could be any sort of undead, like a ghost, vampire, zombie, etc, what would you choose? I'm very curious to see what people will say, hence the tag game to make it spread a bit further!

Obviously I'm satisfied with being a ghost, but I would be a vampire if given the chance!

@james-offical @da-police-offical @killer-offical @genderqueer-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @dying-pen-offical

feel free to join if you weren't tagged, as well ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

[genderqueer-offical]

hmm that's a good question. i guess it really depends on what kind of interpretation you're going off of for each... butttt, i'm not gna go all into it.

at first glance, probably a zombie. the generalized vision of zombies is all they do is walk around and eat people for their brains... seems pretty relatable.

i, too, have the urge to obliterate the people around me for being much smarter than i am.

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moots/tags vv

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill @macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official @toaster-waffle-offical @krow-offical @oppossum-offical @biwaterpup-official @evilest-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @voice-actor-offical @nug-offical-deactiv @ultimatedreamer-official @h2o-official @trans-boy-thing-offical @god-the-offical @tin-cant-offical @lancer-coolguy @trans-trout-offical @perfection-official

if anyone wants to be removed just tell me :D

[sapphic-offical]

ghost. id like to be able to not exist whenever i want

@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @shenanigan42 @instant-yuri-machine

[instant-yuri-machine]

will edit and participate/tag later on srry

edit;

i would love to be a poltergeist, just to annoy people :D

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane

@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags

[lmhavingaboibee]

A fairy 🥹🙏 (Yes js because of Winx Club)

@nyanyafetti @devotedaurelia @hmm-transformes-neat @abbyfandomgalaxy

[devotedaurelia]

probably a revenant—

@checkedintoilyasfeelings @unlimited-tragedy @sleepyslumblr idk do u want to @silverfan77 @cocoaishiding

[cocoaishiding]

a ghost, but a peaceful one! ghosts can do a lot of cool stuff and i’d be able to watch over my friends and family (and annoy them too)

@mjthesilly @madokast4r @tamsanni + open tags :D

[mjthesilly]

Ghost, too, for sure. But like, a really hot one that guides an adventurer into solving her murder in a centuries old haunted hotel kinda way

cough

@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall

[riaheatsdrywall]

people always tell me id be a vampire from the 2000s so I guess that idk but being a Transcendental sounds pretty cool too..

@moldycorpse @roseisgoat

[roseisgoat]

I'd have to say a scarecrow like entity (flavor text for the reborn lineage in the dnd source book for the domains of dread). That or a Litch

Open tags

[othellovr]

Beetlejuice, next question.

@jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @ninjagirl0913 @tun3bugg @reid0esthings @nacho-calamity @nacho-calamity-reblogs @snazzy-here @udontknowme-ihavesecrets @im-just-gwen @starchild917 @juliesnickname @hi-im-pluton @bea-sauce-deactivated20260524 @opalzennasaphhire @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone + anyone else😋

[snazzy-here]

Vampire obviously

@wowee-bread @reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @korri-the-glowstick @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @xoc9000 @camakiss @cherrycryola @cr1staloff1cial @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @ninjadragon742 @max-is-not-well +anyone if you have already been tagged ingore me.

[plusul-minin]

I think being a ghost could be fun cuz then I could like, possess things and mess around with people.

@totally-real-fang-the-sniper @preppygothica @mynamesst4rzyyy @fishymari @static0518 @cheekychihuahuaart @crowcalledfish + anyone else who wants to join!

[crowcalledfish]

ghost for sure but specifically whatever the hell shit Snatcher has going on, a shadowy noodle

@masky-mask-art, @yobito, @eugeneplace, @rydoesartandstuff, @swiftsilverfeather, @mintycourage, @static0518 , @gamerbeta , @spearmint-sugar, @2blueberrylover2

edit: i put ahit as in the game but it auto corroteced to shit and i didnt notice till now but im not gonna change it because thats waaay funnier

[swiftsilverfeather]

Ooooh!! This is fun 🤭 I think I’d like to be a vampire! I think they’re verrry cool 🥰 Also love the gothic aesthetic attached to them!

@cuz-reasons @fcked-pink-cattlol @fivefootoh @cinnabun-eepy @starrytraintracks @rowan-of-the-evergreen-forest @happyrunawayangel @landofmazesandinsight @zmel753 @ta-cat @trainmishaps @clayartdream21 @anfuznar

I was unsure of who to tag, so I just tagged moots I’ve interacted with or see interact with me a lot. The spotlight is yours should you choose to step into it, my friends! 🫡

[starrytraintracks]

Ohohoh I’d probably like to be a ghost!! I love ghost type Pokémon :3

@centipedepuppy @firedemon2025

[firedemon2025]

I'd be a ghost solely to piss of the people that have hurt me. I may not much bite as a person, but as a ghost I can get back at everyone without a word! Also... ghost type Pokémon = friends

@probably-definitely-a-bard @gamerbeta + anyone else who comes across this

[probably-definitely-a-bard]

Hmmm I could see myself a ghost, lingering in places I belonged to once, a witness of history. I do call the times I’m sick my “Victorian boy hours” 🤭

Curious about @godserene @little-potato-bean @vanillianbean @anotherpokemonfanaccount @wegotfoodathome + anyone else who’d like to join in!

[little-potato-bean]

Vampire would be too on the nose ngl (sun allergy and…other things) but I’d probably be that. Not your typical vampire though? Nor a twilight vampire either. Lemme be a menace!!

Y’all need to ponder this:

@fafnyer @m-yria @rositadel

I need my retainers' and council of eunuchs' opinions.

[fafnyer]

hrmmmmm.... In terms of the undead that I'd most likely become, I would be either a conciousness half formed on a computer, haunting those whose machines I infect with a cry to end my suffering, or a servant to a greater power who has been infested with parasites and diseases to maintain functions after my first death. As for a type of undead I'd like to be, I would enjoy being a spectre bound to a cursed relic.

Casting a curse at yall:

@wrywyvern @42foolsinacar @thecryptidunseen

[thecryptidunseen]

I wanna be a ghost. It sounds fun. I’d just try to annoy people. Whatever kind of ghost can interact the most with the world. Or possess people. I’ve been inside the White House once, so I could probably get there again as a ghost and wreak havoc.

Join the game friends :3

@deadlycatchocolate @idkwh0y0uare-haha