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whoever is complaining about the new avatar movie isnt watching for the right reasons i said what i said

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Bruce: There is no way you actually bought that.

Jason: Well there is a way cause it happened so deal with it.

Bruce: And you guys didnt stop him?

Dick: I dont see an issue, Bruce. It seemed like a pretty smart investment to me.

Bruce: Right. And you, Tim? Did you also think this was a smart investment?

Tim: bro obviously like look at these crocs omg no like actually look at them theyre lightning mcqueen crocs how could you not think theyre a smart investment like

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Dick: I just had some of Alfred’s lasanga

Damian: on my way back to the manor.

Jason, in the background: I finished it

Damian: Fuck you.

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Dick: Bruce knows you snuck out. You better hurry home. When will you be back?

Damian: about 5

Dick: 5 minutes i hope.

Damian: 5 am.

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Cass: what does ‘take out’ mean?

Dick: food

Tim: dating

Damian: murder

Jason: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOURE NOT A COWARD!!

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Dick: stop saying ‘i wish’ and start saying ‘i will’

Damian: i will my mother loved me

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Pov: family gc

Dick: Tim, whats ur snap?

*seen by Tim*

Jason: timothylikesgirls

Cass: HELP

Dick: wait is it actually

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Dick: *falls down a hole*

Bruce: DICK!

Jason: *also falls down a hole*

Bruce: DICK?!??!

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this one was outta pocket

i found another one 😭

THATS ENOUGH SLICES

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Jason and Dick texting:

Jason: where the duck are you?

jason: duck.

jason: DUCK.

Dick: goose

[batshit-birds]

Wait a second does Batman's no killing rule extend to aliens

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-Damian Wayne

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Y/N and Jason Todd’s child: theres a monster under my bed!

Jason, reaching under the bed: theres no such thing as- OH ITS TEARING MY ARM- just kidding it only eats little kids. good night!

Y/N: JASON!

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Dick: hey Jason. what if santas elves were just dyslexics who sold their souls to the wrong person?

Jason: shut up its 3 AM

jason:

jason:

jason: fuck

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Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU FILL THE FIRST AID KIT WITH CHEETOS?!

Jason, bleeding out: I thought it’d be funny

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Y/N: I have been building Damian’s trust for years with high fives. Today I’m going to hit him with a “too slow”

Y/N: welcome to the real world, kid.

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Bruce: this tea tastes quite exquisite and exotic. What is it called?

Jason: Thank you. I call it ✨boiled gatéorade✨

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Damian: I despise you with every inch if my body.

Jason: well that’s not a lot of inches

Damian: run.