Silly Pictures I Make In Paint & Other Random Crap

Game of Thrones, Hannibal, cute baby animals, procrastination, pokemon, delicious food, The 10th Kingdom, Dragon Age, LOST, and other things I love inordinately. I also draw silly pictures. Sometimes.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[thedarklingplain]

too relatable 

[tiny-crumb]

Grookey! My favorite out of the three newest starters <3

[brittany]

One thing I know for sure. Don’t do it like me. Do it like you.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[shejla24]

[nowhites]

same energy

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[scarletwitch]

Ofmmfmgmgmgh

[tastefullyoffensive]

Spooky.

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[hausmensch]

Oh, your movie has representation? Does it have gay, existentialist krill? Hmm????

[hausmensch]

PLAYED BY BRAD PITT AND MATT DAMON?????????????

[wrook]

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[dlubes]

If you can shit yourself and cast a spell to clean it up, WHAT LAW in the wizarding world would stop you from casting a spell that relieves your colon/lower intestines in general?? Incitus enemus!

[somethingtrivial]

This takes me back to my one and only thread I made on the DarkMark forums: “Do wizards poop?”

[ambelle]

This is the worst post I’ve ever read.

[thesylverlining]

I am gonna need a time turner specifically so I can travel back 2 minutes in time to the relatively happy point in my life WHEN I HAD NOT READ THIS WITH MY NOW-CRYING EYES

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

Okay but did Cedric take part in those group masturbations though

[favorite-aesthetic]

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

Mr. Worldwide

[stemmegarden]

HE WHAT

[thedarklingplain]

what

[hunterbadbatch]

me, usually: 

me after watching spiderverse:

[iicarys]

[mikaeled]

That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero. - Stan Lee Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[gay-tm]

[naomimakesart]

“I know that she spent her childhood in exile, impoverished, living on dreams and schemes, running from one city to the next, always fearful, never safe, friendless but for a brother who was by all accounts half-mad…a brother who sold her maidenhood to the Dothraki for the promise of an army. I know that somewhere upon the grass, her dragons hatched, and so did she. I know she is proud. How not? What else was left her but pride? I know she is strong. How not? The Dothraki despise weakness. If Daenerys had been weak, she would have perished with Viserys. I know she is fierce. Astapor, Yunkai and Meereen are proof enough of that. She has survived assassins and conspiracies and fell sorceries, grieved for a brother and a husband and a son, trod the cities of the slavers to dust beneath her dainty sandaled feet.”       - Tyrion Lannister (A Dance with Dragons) by George R.R. Martin

[currentsinbiology]

Scott Kelly Spent a Year in Space, and Now He Has Different DNA Than His Identical Twin Brother

After a year aboard the International Space Station, Scott Kelly is a different man. For starters, he may not have the same DNA as his identical twin brother anymore.

Scott and Mark Kelly are identical twin brothers — at least, they were until Scott spent a year living in space.

When Scott Kelly returned to Earth after a 340-day voyage aboard the International Space Station (ISS) two years ago, he was 2 inches taller than he’d been when he left. His body mass had decreased, his gut bacteria were completely different, and — according to preliminary findings from NASA researchers — his genetic code had changed significantly. (Interestingly, Scott Kelly has since shrunk back down to his initial prespaceflight height.)

A new NASA statement suggests the physical and mental stresses of Scott Kelly’s year in orbit may have activated hundreds of “space genes” that altered the astronaut’s immune system, bone formation, eyesight and other bodily processes. While most of these genetic changes reverted to normal following Scott Kelly’s return to Earth, about 7 percent of the astronaut’s genetic code remained altered — and it may stay that way permanently.

[kiefbowl]

this is that freaky shit I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

are we sure it’s Scott Kelly that came back tho

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Terror

[heypunkletsdance]

Realistically he didn’t grow. Astronaut Chris Hadfield does a nice piece on it here, but basically on the ISS there is no gravity. The size of the gaps between an astronaut’s vertebrae increases, because there is no constant gravity force pushing the vertebrae together. When an astronaut gets back to a situation where gravity is acting on them regularly, they go back to being their per-space height.

TLDR: astronauts stretch out in space but compress on earth.  

[cannon-fannon]

Are you saying astronauts are fucking accordions???!

[aethersea]

All humans are accordions, astronauts are just the only ones being played.