GlitterBug

UK. 1990. Married. Daft as a brush. Foundation Stage teacher- I'm educating young minds! Gonna start switching this to my fandom/funny blog because I can't figure out the weird secondary blog system. My Old Fandom/Funny blog

[funny-tik-toks]

[obiwan]

The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore

[greyduckgreygoose]

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

[mierac]

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

[chastyre]

#nobody these days has any respect for a delicate constitution 😒#why is no one captivated by me i am literally a sickly pale artist who is prone to fainting and loves flowers and poetry#i need to have a tragic romance and then die of something absurd like too much rain (via @guinevereslancelot)

[sirgawin]

Spaced 2.04 Help

[shitpostinguniverse]

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[memewhore]

Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[calellon]

me alone in my room every night at 1:30am sharp

[escuerzoresucitado]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

this could be the world if we try a little harder

[thesongisovernow-blog]

[angelophile]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[dateamonster]

you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference

[podle5]

You have to give them costumes that signify who is who.  Like Jacket and Sweater in Pacific Rim.

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[thestuffedalligator]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

[mothcub]

It's squeeze or be squeezed.