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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
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This post was made to be sent out over a year ago, so do not be surprised if a post here or there may have told you otherwise. No one talks to me, and no one cares. Good bye everyone, and thanks for everything. I'll just fade away now, not like I haven't already
reblog with what section of home depot youd kill yourself in id choose the semi indoor plant area
Power tools section. It's an accident made to happen
Just realized it's February: the worst month of the year
Reblog if you are a rp blog.
The Hershey’s Kisses ‘Holiday Bells’ commercial wasn’t supposed to exist. The company’s ad agency had already made an elaborate, stop-motion animation commercial that Christmas, but one rogue Hershey’s employee defied his boss to try a simpler idea, without approval or financial support. It instantly won everyone over, and has run every December since 1989. Source Source 2 Source 3
I HATE this commercial!
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
PSA: Donald Trump’s Younger Children and Grandchildren
Leave. Them. Alone.
Tiffany. Barron. Arabella. Theodore. Joseph. Chloe. Kai. Donald III. Spencer. Tristan.
They did not ask to be born to the family they have. The have no control over what their father/grandfather says and does. They did not ask him to run for President.
However, they are all tasked with the enormous burden of being the immediate family of Donald Trump, which is not going to be easy.
For 8 years, we stood back and let Malia and Sasha Obama grow up in peace. While there were some mishaps with members of the press and photos leaking from so called “friends”, they had a pretty quiet childhood outside of the public eye just like President and First Lady Michelle Obama wished.
I know Donald Trump is a terrible person, and we aren’t too fond of Melania, but I’m asking all of you to be the bigger person and leave the children out of the issues we have Trump. Let them have a normal childhood.
That means:
~ Don’t threaten them (which is a federal crime anyway). ~ Don’t make fun of their looks. ~ If you see them in public, ignore them and go about your day. ~ Don’t retweet crude comments ~ Don’t tweet Tiffany (the only one of the younger family members on SM) stupid shit about her dad.
And if you still need a reason, remember, the less ammunition we give Trump to take away our basic rights the better. We saw how reacted to Pence getting booed at Hamilton. Do you really wanna see how he reacts if people bully his kids?
These next four years aren’t going to be easy, we’re going to protest, argue and resist the best we can, but we can still have some class and common decency in the process.
Remember what Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high.”
PS: Also extend this courtesy to the children of Mike Pence and his cabinet picks.
THIS!!!!! They are children and should be left alone! Do NOT attack them when they have no say. They are innocent. You can’t pick your family!
^^^ i hate trump and pence as much as the next person, but it’s not their kids’ fault who they live with or what their parents do. please leave them alone.
Reblogging this again because it’s very important. Leave the kids and grandkids alone please.
Punish not the child for the sins of the father - someone famous.
tbh???? chickens are the best pets??
they
wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)
love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things
get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom
run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??
make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)
will give you lots of pretty feathers
eat bugs
you can pet them, v soft
like a tiny pet dinosaur
@noivern
additions:
if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep
and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes
dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.
make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)
when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out
rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings
actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.
ive been blessed
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.
Every single cursed moment of my tumblr existence has led me here. I am whole. I am complete.
Finally
Since toonami started to air JBA today, I feel obligated to say this "DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That is all
Cops who wear cameras have drastically different behavior compared to those who don’t. A recent study of 7 police forces in the US and the UK showed that complaints against officers fell by 93% after they started wearing cameras on their uniforms. Source
This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!
This made my day:33
That look suits you well, Celly :3