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Hi, I'm Void! This is my side-blog for spam content! pfp: shinobi-bacon

[thedeadestmeme]

hi there!!

this is my second blog that’ll be dedicated solely to any spam content.

my main blog: myundeadgayson

ao3: SweaterTroubles

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[keratinh]

Im bakc in the fucking building againnnnnnnn

[shushashushkin]

I'm so sorry moe you truly didn't deserve that

[rinnison]

Suddenly, I'm breathing in the smoke

Surrounded by the bodies...

[te-eth-milk]

rip fabian, born to be a twink, forced to fall for toxic women

[parksnark]

I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.

[sashthesloth]

POV: Your friend is explaining how the school Lunch Lad is secretly the Chosen One in a parking lot

[the-lost-seven-7]

i'm so tired of drawing this animation

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[cosmos-chaos]

@comicaurora I’ve been watching the botw vods recently…

[spicyseal]

NEW HATSUNE MIKU DESIGN JUST DROPPED!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! MIKU V6 DESIGN JUST DROPPED!!!

[g0ff1k]

departure

[demaparbat-hp]

Found out what I'm worth, I run to you

I hope you understand this run-on sentence

Center Mass by Twenty One Pilots

[swissy]

wat da dog doing

bonus komugi getting deflated below

[sepulchretide]

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[femalegothic]

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