Evan: Oh, btw, is that a vibrator or a shaver in your shower?
Me (Lucy): ... A shaver. But I love that that was a viable question in our lives.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Evan: Oh, btw, is that a vibrator or a shaver in your shower?
Me (Lucy): ... A shaver. But I love that that was a viable question in our lives.
See you soon, pumpkin.
Be easy with your condemnation with the wretched sun, for pumpkins require it’s harsh light to grow large, orange, mighty, and terrifying.
Pumpkins take about 90-100 days to grow. Your jack-o-lantern this year is a seed, may be being planted right now as you read this.
Digging into dirt with it’s ghostly fingers, preparing.
See you soon, pumpkin.
Shout out to everybody who’s trying to get their life together. Working on yourself is the hardest part of life. The rest comes after.
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When you adore each others company time and energy is never wasted..
MR (via kushandwizdom)
Thank you lord this has been long overdue 🙏🏾🙏🏾 #news #Africa #nigeria #nigerianews #africannews #worldnews
I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Aries- Black coffee is not a cure, nor a replacement for sleep, but most importantly, it is not going to stop the feeling of defeat when sunrise rolls around and you have not seen a pillow yet. Allow yourself rest, you will not fall behind. Taurus- Hold someone’s hand for once. Remember that this weight is not your’s, exclusively, and that sometimes companionship can ease the burden, if only briefly. Gemini- You are going to do great. You have to believe in yourself, not in an inspirational poster way, but in a genuine way. Stop doubting yourself. You put the work in. You will find success. You will deserve it. Cancer- Why do you keep alienating the ones close to you? Your problems do not have to be the biggest, it is not good for you to force your pain down another’s throat. They will love you when you are good, too. Leo- No one can ever be the best all the time. Being as good as you can without collapsing in on yourself is enough. You are enough without bending over backwards to be. Virgo- Sometimes, you have to stop. Look at the sunrise. Listen to your favorite album and rest. Spend a little time in your head, not worrying, not planning, not thinking, just enjoying your own company. Libra- Success is important, yes, but so is health, and sanity, and peace. Living up to a thousand different standards for achievement will break you. Just try to be okay for a while, in the most simple, basic sense. Your body and mind will thank you. Scorpio- There is a beauty in the way you love that you forget. Your mind and body are full of light, but they are not all of you. You are also kindness, empathy, love. Remember to take care of your heart. Sagittarius- There is strength in admitting how far you still have to go. Don’t let the distance from your goals dishearten you, rather, help them to propel you forward, figure out the pace you need to move to get there. You will make it precisely when you’re supposed to. Capricorn- When was the last time you looked in the mirror and thought ‘Beautiful’? Tell me, what part of you is aching today? What part of you glows when you feel love? When you smile? Why can’t you ever find time to look at yourself? Aquarius- You are no less full of magnanimity when you are stressed. You are no less loved when you are alone. It’s okay to be there for yourself for a while. Pisces- It is time for you to remember why you got this far. Remember that the work will be worth it. Remember what it was like to just be dreaming of this moment. Enjoy every step, don’t lose the drive to finish. You’re only going to keep making yourself proud.
finals week reminders for the signs, k.l. (dont-you-miss-the-sky.tumblr.com)
Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI. I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this. I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard. That is all.
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice…
Person: Raise your hand if you love lord of the rings
Me: *raises right hand*
Me: *raises left hand*
Me: *whole body just ascends into the air*
If you reblog anything from me PLEASE let it be this! My friend has a cat that’s in desperate need of a tail amputation! She came home from the woods one day and her tail was mangled, and now it is being eaten by ants. It’s literally rotting on her body, and the infection will spread! It costs $500 dollars to donate, please help this cat!
Crystal is such a friendly kitty but her family does not have enough to pay for this treatment, and I would hate to see this cat go from something that is treatable!
Anything helps <3
GoFundMe tail treatment for Crystal
I’m sorry to spam your dash with this stuff, but me and my friend (Haley) REALLY want to help save this cat! We just don’t have enough money to support her, she’s a sweet cat and she deserves life so I’m going to keep reblogging this until we get enough money for Crystal!!!!
*thunder crack* maniacal laughter
I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great
An Update from Lucy
Nat and Jimmy moved across the courtyard and got their own place. The Tequila Bomber and I are no longer together, and Evan still lives with me. I have a new job working at the hospital Evan doesn't work at, and Jimmy works at the store we all get our smokes from. I'll update this more often since I'm getting paid to do anything but sleep for about three hours a night. Life is good. Life is weird. May it always be so.
9 Degrees of Cereal Bowl Desperation by Mr. Lovenstein
And now my roommates (Nat and Evan) are praying for me because I haven't read past the second Harry Potter novel, nor have I seen past the second movie.
~Lucy