Demon In Disguise

Take your pick, Heaven or hell?

[megabunzz]

Not sure if anyone has done this yet

(help me I’m so obsessed with them)

[infinityundone]

My prediction for the next Benoit Blanc film is that after Marta (accused of a murder, scared but works with Blanc), Helen (pretends to be a murdered person to work with Blanc), and Jud (accused of a murder, keeps trying to confess to it and has to be stopped by Blanc), the next in line is going to be someone who has not committed a murder, but really wants to do so and Blanc has to continuously talk them out of it while also trying to find a different murderer.

[niightegoblingtyime]

I can hear it now,

Watson #4, absolutely losing it: Everyone already decided I’m guilty, and all of my problems could be solved by just becoming the person everyone tells me I am! Don’t you see? I can fix this! I just have to kill him!

A very frazzled and exhausted Blanc: Ah don’t knohw how tuh tell you this buht… no. Do nawt do that.

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

On the midnight train

[spazzsoph]

happy pride month :]

[littledolliluna]

what’s an orgasm

[littledolliluna]

when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

[littledolliluna]

that’s oregano bitch

[aspecmemesdaily]

No, no, you're thinking of origami.

An orgasm is an individual living thing that can function independently.

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[wispsofwhimsy]

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes!

[gothammite]

i have something to say 

[gothammite]

i have something to say 

[sunforgrace]

the thing about supernatural. is it will have you saying dean for gods sake look at the road

[castiellesbian]

[sunforgrace]

you are going to crash that car

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lazarrusrising]

Dean and Cas do freak4freak shit all the time like Dean feeding Cas water from his own mouth or Cas stripping Dean's clothes off for him after he gets thrown into a lake on a hunt while they have a normal conversation like Cas isn't arranging Dean's body like he owns it, and every time Sam tries to call them out for it, Dean just shrugs and is like "this is just what best friends do, you wouldn't know because you've never had a best friend, it's okay I never had one either until Cas, maybe one day" and Sam is like "that is NOT what best friends do!" But secretly he's like "god, maybe that IS best friends, how would I know, Dean's right, I never had one" and then Dean will stick his hands down Cas's pants because his fingers are cold and Sam will be like "I actually don't fucking want a best friend if that's what's involved"

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[karlovycross]

Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

[anactual-cat]

Art from mx_scratch_ on IG

[may12324]

Not very professional to be accepting dubious forms of payment... but what wouldn't you do to be a hot butch kissing a pretty fae

[kirkaut]

a post will have 500 notes and only 48 of them will be reblogs. i promise you that reblogging something will not ruin your aesthetic on this utterly swagless website.

[sunnyblaze29]

Sam Winchester did not debate his ship name with castiel on screen for people to call him the token straight