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UPDATED: Mike Ryan is a Senior Entertainment Writer at Uproxx. Someone on Tinder gave out his number as a fake number. He live tweeted the entire thing and it is hilarious.
“so are you a female 👀“
did he really just try that shit
i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.
I love this?
Why is this my favorite thing?
yo
More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face
lmaooo
they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂
I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.
Omggggg
i refuse to let this video die
@thediaryofmadison @thejfoxx @tayvandev
This is so Extra and I’m here for it
Nothing makes me prouder to be an American than how we're absolutely spanking the rest of the world so far at the Olympics this year.
36 fucking medals on the 6th fucking day of the games. 36 fucking medals. That’s an average of 6 a day. Goddamn I love this country so much.
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
the ides of march
[Caesar: “hey guys” Senator: “oh hey Caesar” Caesar: “i uh, i brought my knife” Senator: “your knife?” Caesar: “Octavius said to bring one in the group chat”]
its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season
Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes
Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical
Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.
I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need
Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.
There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles
I’m so ready for sundress season.
reblog to save a thigh
REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH
Kid: so what's that religion like?
Teacher: it's like if you mixed Catholicism-
Me: hoe don't do it
Teacher: ... With Christianity
Me: oh my lawd
*sign of the cross*
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.
Dude it’s from spongebob
“I have failed ‘Star Wars’ trivia tests. People come up to me at conventions and use terms that I’ve never heard of.“
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”
The ultimate pun
IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE
“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”
WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN
The pun heard ‘round the world.
This is what we’ve all been waiting for.
when you sleep in a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out
