so this is why i have these teeth

brainrot and bullshit sideblog of @y33tdoodles midnight burger, minecraft, jrwi riptide and more now featuring the murderbot diaries and wolf359

[y33tdoodles]

Hera and the dwarf star Edit: added alt versions under the cut!

Without bg text and without the star

[toppleovrd]

Windows Xp Tourmaline Eridian!

[sleepingreader]

Eridian OC named THINGS. She is in charge of miscellaneous items in Grace's biodome and gets MAD AS HELL when he doesn't ask her for stuff.

Transcript/video description:

A puppet eridian from Project Hail Mary. She is about the size of a small cat. She is bright pink with orange spots and covered around her carapace and arms with bead bracelets, bells and random things like strips of duct tape and plastic.

As she is moved, the bells on the puppet are jingling constantly

Transcript: 'SAVIOR GRACE HATE THINGS, QUESTION? WILL NOT LET THINGS MAKE THINGS, QUESTION? THINGS IS NAMED THINGS! LET THINGS MAKE THINGS! YOU! YOU NEED NEW GLASSES FOR SEE UNDERWATER. THINGS MAKE! YOU ASK! FUCK!'

[thunderglade]

Hiiii I saw your Eridian Gasoline on instagram—do you want to post it here? I love it and would love to reblog

omg hi im so sorry can you tell i use tumblr maybe like once a moon

but absolutelyyyy i wanted to as well :3 im so happy you like them hehehe hello everyone meet gasoline oh my god gasoline you can't just ask someone why theyre so smooth!!!!!!!!!!

bottom left pink thing belongs to my friend seasilvers and yes that's a prosthetic :3

[cuunos]

for a long time now, one of my go-to phrases is "shake it like a can of beans." im not really sure where this came from, but i've been saying it for three years or so. it never really occurred to me that this was unusual until yesterday when i was bouncing a baby in a rocker a little too violently (he was having a great time, it just wasnt exactly sending him to sleep) and i went "sorry, im shaking him like a can of beans over here" and both my coworkers reacted like i had said something insane

[cuunos]

list of other things i've said that my coworkers really like:

everybody in the club getting baby (when 5 or more babies are fussy)

going absolute baby mode over there/he's activating baby mode (when the 10 month old is having a fit)

i play my blue eyed white baby (said when setting a specific baby on the floor)

sick 'em! (said when setting any other baby on the floor)

call her regina, she's a little bit dramatic (this is one of my go to phrases)

into the gladiator pit!/hey have you ever seen gladiator? (when two babies start wrestling/fighting) (i have not seen gladiator)

she's ready for college (when the three month old lifts her head to look around)

lock in, brother (i say this the most)

i say most of these phrases at least daily.

[cuunos]

one of the babies was getting picked up and started screaming as soon as her dad pulled her from her crib (where she'd been sleeping) and i instinctively said "that's what we in the industry call: baby moding" and he started laughing so hard he almost dropped her

[catmask]

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Bringing back the classic:

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

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[cutter-kirby]

why yes I am enthralled by the inherently aromantic horror of obsession in which you are forced to love someone and the terror that comes from that. of course I am

[rosettyller]

Yáo Li-Jie & Olesya Ilyukhina

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of people were raised being told that things are bad with no explanation as to why they’re bad and I don’t think I know enough about psychology to make any big statements about that

but anyways I think a lot of people see cheating on your partner as bad because they were just told that sex outside of your partner is bad or something but really cheating on your partner is bad because you had an agreement based on trust with them and you broke that trust so like why should they trust you with anything else now

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you’ve never had a properly rich friend as a person who grew up and/or currently is middle class to poor it’s kind of an insane experience.

One time a friend of mine told me that she only dates men who make over seven figures a year because she wants someone with a “similar life experience” and I still wonder if I should’ve told her that that particular standard might be one of the reasons she keeps finding terrible men

[vitabreva]

[sniperisland]

just checking :)

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!