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anxietyproblem

parkersbliss

judgey little shit

one-time-i-dreamt

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

coccineusrosso-deactivated20180

they’re wHAT NOW

one-time-i-dreamt

gals, theY’RE GALS

one-time-i-dreamt

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

one-time-i-dreamt

I

sexualyactivetoyotaprius

who the fuck is out here drawing Rudolph getting fucking piped?

elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241

We’ve just confirmed that Rudolph is trans and all yall can think about is choochie? Smh

the-nebulates

Reblog to spread love for trans Rudolph 🏳️‍🌈

ph-cutie

i spent like 15 minutes on this but

immortal-maschine

*thunderous engine noises*

retrogamingblog2

witchesversuspatriarchy

A ballerina and a witch

autisticadvocacy

No, I’m not mad about your Christmas present.

“Nondisabled people using amenities originally designed for disabled people does nothing but improve our lives”

hunterinabrowncoat

I feel like it shouldn’t be a hard one to figure out, but apparently it is:

If an resource designed to cater to disability is limited, then don’t use it if you’re not disabled - like the limited number of disabled parking spaces or disabled toilets; if you use one, then someone who needs that resource won’t have access.

But if a resource is not limited, then more use will encourage more production. So use it! Buy it! Gluten free food became cheaper and more widely available after it became a fad diet, and now it’s easier for coeliacs to buy the food they need. Stim toys like fidget cubes became widely available and common use when they became a fad.

The less niche something is and the more commonly used something is, the easier it will become to obtain.

theswampghost

“my child is fine” your child has the 1985 film Clue memorized

cornedbeefhashtags

thoughtsoncelluloid

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

itsverybeautifulover-there

And SCANDAL WTF

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh my god. DEXTER.

thoughtsoncelluloid

THE ACTUAL NEWS

hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.

fieldbears

what is his plan

kryptonians

To tell the news

rednightmare18

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????