if i look back, i am lost
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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A very accurate and timely twitter thread. 👌
Remember everyone’s experience of being trans is unique to them—these are great guidelines for people you don’t know, but if you know someone who is trans, talk to them about their preferences and needs.
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***TERFS AND TRUSCUM DO NOT INTERACT***
“ Release me, at once!”
I love the other one being all, “dude, calm down.”
hashtag me after one year of sheltering in place
I am very disappointed this has no sound
Pobrecito!
You will be free someday and all these fuckers are gonna pay, won’t they, baby?
I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.
I am a capricorn and that’s why you want me and my life
LMFAO no you don’t
I am a virgo and that’s why I made this blog
I am a cancer and that’s why I love you all for you to be a great day
I am a aquarius and that’s why I am not a good person to be in the world with.
Damn correct, auto-correct
I am an aries and that is why I gotta this was a good night
hmmmm
I am an expert and that’s why I’m not crying.
I’m a Taurus and that’s why I didn’t know what to say to ya lol 😂
male AITA posts are like “theoretically, if i spent all of our earnings on an alienware gaming laptop, would i be the asshole? note: she works, i keep an eye on our cat” and womens AITA posts are like “mother in law literally stole my toddler”
My absolute favourite AITA post (not the worst, but the one I can’t get out of my head) is the dude who tried to sell his girlfriend’s kittens while she was at work, then got confused when she reacted badly.
Holy shit I hope he never have kids
hey a local town actually did this!
they planted berries, root vegetables, leafy greens, herbs, all sorts. they label each plant and the sign said "free to take, leave some for others to enjoy!"
and people did. they took a bit, but left some for others.
it also fed the homeless people living around there.
bearing in mind this is a tourist town, so i half expected to see the plants gone. but nope, there's always some left.
people aren't naturally selfish, and they will share. the initiative works
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”
Beach_fox made a second one
“I had no idea how much interest there was for studies on the languages of the lost Memeorite civilization. I’ve pulled together some additi
And the decoded version. Fuck joseph ducreax for having a hard to remember name
I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”
Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.
Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:
to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut
……LESS funny??!??????
The thought of this parrot declaring “I get a peanut” for good behaviour like he’s stating an immutable natural law that must never be disputed is sustaining me through this day. I was a good parrot. I get a peanut. That is how it is. That is how it always has been.
That’s exactly what he means when he says it. It’s not a request. It’s a statement of fact. These days he says it preemptively as a way of ensuring that he will be paid for his efforts. Like if you ask him to step up somewhere or go back in his cage he’ll say “I get a peanut” before he does it to make sure you agree to give him one.
israel is currently bombing damascus, syria in the middle of the night while the world is focused on the situation in the united states. please take the time to read through the carrd linked on this thread to spread awareness and help the syrian people in anyway you can
I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.
So, basically, this is not my cat.
But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.
How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
She’s your cat now.
A dombra performance by a 23-year-old Kazakh musician in Lake Köbeituz, a salt lake in Kazakhstan that turns pink every several years.
Source
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
amazon’s entire schtick is to run other businesses into the ground by undercutting prices then ruling over their peasant customers.
FedEx just refuses to deliver to my house. It’s too rural. They just won’t do it. The USPS is gutted. If I need supplies or food or any emergency anything, am I going to risk the package being destroyed or never getting to my house, or grit my teeth and go with the chaotic evil monsters who will nonetheless give me the food or medicine I need?
And guess what? Amazon is directly and indirectly responsible for both the state of FedEx and the state of the USPS. They were allowed to create a monopoly and they were PREPARED for the further gutting of the USPS we’ve seen in late 2020. In my rural area, with a pandemic on? I think people don’t understand what I mean when I say I have no choice sometimes, the same as I have no choice but to buy Comcast internet even tho it’s overpriced and unreliable.
It. Is. A. Monopoly. By. Design. We’re being given no choice. The solution isn’t to attack the consumers; it’s to force the government to undermine the company and to actually support its citizens with things like the USPS.
Ethical consumption is a luxury afforded to the rich.
During Boromir’s death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isn’t singing random vowel sounds; they’re actually singing in Elvish.
The English translation of the lyrics? It’s a line from the books: “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.”
For bonus hurt points– in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.
will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know
Moments in India
These photos were taken back in Jan 2017 on a study abroad trip to Vrindavan, India. This trip has been one of the best decisions I ever made in my life. All the moments that I have experienced here, the wisdom, and all the people that I’ve met have a special place in my heart. I am forever thankful.
