god knew id be unstoppable if i was mentally stable
Stranger Things
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@thedrgarrison
god knew id be unstoppable if i was mentally stable
Children DNI
You run a school, non-Italian version of me. You rube. You fool
Running a school does not equate to wanting my students to message me online. Besides, you don’t have to love the people you work with.
Trust me, I know.
i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,
I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you
*sobs*
stop asking about my dad
@tinyshe
miserable women in your area ⚠️
kinda fucked up that only biologists get to be mad scientists- wheres the mad linguists? the mad geologists?? i wanna know what unethical shit a mad meteorologist can get up to. i want to see how many war crimes a mad anthropologist can invent.
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Alright girls, you know what we need to do
They aren't ready for girlsterous
One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since
Nonsense. I’m not sad. I’m fine. Inches from victory.
y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir