the drunk bard

(not actually drunk)

[jareckiworld]

Ricardo Martínez de Hoyos  -   El Brujo (The Wizard)    [oil on canvas, 1971]

[ratfuck]

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

[coughloop]

SERIOUSLY GUYS DONT DO THIS

I know it sounds fun but Your penid will be smooshed flat

[mosertone]

[prokopetz]

It's a rough world out there for people who were teenagers during the exact slice of gaming history where indie video games had become feasible to develop and distribute globally, but the definition of "indie" didn't yet encompass corporate studios and million-dollar budgets. They'll tell you their favourite game when they were a kid was, like, a point-and-click visual novel whose protagonist dreams they're a vast formless sea monster that learns about the concept of colours after finding a discarded helium balloon, or a hypertext fiction/precision platformer hybrid exploring gender as a mechanism of social control, and you think they're either being pretentious or deliberately fucking with you, but no, that's just what the indie gaming scene was like for a couple of years there. The sea monster thing got a front-page feature on the same site that made Bloons Tower Defense a household name – it was literally played by millions of people.

[winsaykophum]

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

[datasoong47]

All pride flags should be like this

[winsaykophum]

seychellizes your flag

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[phallicide]

composited

[alt234mega]

im peer reviewing these ones (@notpukichosadly)

[chechula]

I have been listening to the Hobbit audiobook while working. Bad idea. I didn't work, I drew Bilbo and his fancy home ♥

[milksockets]

'patrick dougherty's temple-like structure "sittin' pretty" was constructed entirely from living trees + harvested maple saplings' in livingsculpture - paul cooper (2001)

[isbergillustration]

Blackout

[computerdeathdream]

[elixir]

Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil, 2002

[kekwcomics]

[aqua-regia009]

Dinosaurs Eating CEO (Detail), 2013 - oil on canvas. — John Brosio (American, b.1967)

https://johnbrosio.com/

[orcbara]

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

[orcbara]

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

[mengjue]

Ūropi (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.

[minicheck]

“Bronze basin with little animals that spin when filled with water. China, Eastern Zhou dynasty, 697–628 BC”

[catchymemes]

[the-real-skeletor]

Good evening to my short kings

[criptochecca]

Good evening to my tall queens

[victusinveritas]