Love is a way too street.

Stephanie // 22 // She+her // Bay Area // Studying in a ditch somewhere in Berkeley

[timetravelonion]

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

[the-tree-line]

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

[the-tree-line]

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. "the squirter meme" didnt bring it up either

[the-tree-line]

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

[danieldempsey-deactivated201512]

[ianoshea]

IT’S GONNA BE MAY

[ianoshea]

that time of the year again

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[weltenwellen]

Anis Mojgani, from “Here I Am”, Songs from Under the River: A Collection of Poetry

[kibumkim]

😭😭😭😭

[pikslasrce]

the ai:

[a-sadnoodle]

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

[sleepy-bebby]

[kosmogrl]

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[runthepockets]

Whoever said "you can't make being gay your whole personality whoever says that is homophobic" has clearly never had a conversation with a white gay person.

[runthepockets]

Mfs be like "I'm the punkfag genderfuck dyke slut your parents warned you about I'm destroying western civilization eating your babies and destroying your nuclear family values" or whatever bullshit cus they got blue hair and think missionary sex is vanilla. Like ok bro but you still clutch your pearls when drunk Mexican dudes are loud on the train home at night you're going to have to step up the decolonization of your mind game if you're gonna be saying All That.

[sandmandaddy69]

[ampervadasz]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

via @p0tato-kn1shes

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[captain-price-officially]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.