I leave eggs around

[devilreno]

Based on this meme

[ponury-grajek]

Part 1 (or part one and only, I don't know but this may have a continuation)

I'm making a new canon to Narutoe, no need to thank me

[akatsukiarts]

more unfunny memes to ✨ ruin your day ✨

[nyxthemagicdragon]

I’m so sorry, I’m just wheezing

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[musingsofaraven]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[unipacas]

the demon slayer movie gave me depression so naturally im using humor to cope

[sakkto]

[catchymemes]

[genericusernamee]

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

[weatherman667]

rebump

[werewolf-cuddles]

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

[browngxl]

My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

[random-browsing]

It’s a nice ad from BIBA India with a good ending as well. Link - (x)

[wherda-cat]

Okay, he’s got potential. :)

[ace-marksman]

Look at the glow in her eyes. She may or may not have loved him before, but now she knows he’s willing to grow and change to improve their life together. That’s real love.

[sunder-the-gold]

Reblogging for this version. Even if she’s happy to be the primary homemaker, her husband needs to know the basics. Otherwise, if she falls sick or otherwise has a bad day, they’re both out of luck, and that’s just not fair to a sick woman. Or to a pregnant one.

And this young man steps up to the task! He accepts that he’s lacking in the basic skills necessary to care for a wife, and resolves to grow as a person.

[asphodel-n-mint]

[clevermanka]

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

original tweet

[enbysciencesnek]

Tobirama: How was the honeymoon?

Hashirama: Madara got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate

Hashirama: He said, “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt.”

Hashirama: I love him

[ampervadasz]

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

[melian]

for ðon hé wæs scea hé fæx wæs ford ealra mé du and hé fæx hlá FORTH EORLINGAS by Howard Shore, feat. Ben del Maestro

[uesp]

Did You Know: It is dangerous to handle a Black Soul Gem? According to the book “Souls, Black and White”, parts of your soul may leak into the gem when it is touched if the gem is not properly filled.

[dr-valfierno]

I can’t believe Solas is fucking dead

[blu-teas]

Interviewer: you mentioned in your resume that you’re creative.

Hermes: yes.

Interviewer: what do you create?

Hermes: problems.

[thatskydragon]

lads is it wrong to let the moth do That Part of the earth trial by themselves?

[skys-haunted]

No

[theeggbandit]

I did it for the first time as a moth, alone, no one helped me, everyone else left me there, I cursed them all, I cried for hours, but now when I do it I'm the freaking fastest, it's easy 😎, and yes it does built character.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal