[slurmachine-moved-deactivated20]

“tumblr doesn’t make revenue”

alright……..lmao

[gabrielultrakill-bigboobs-deact]

may as well add this thing from the notes with my reblog

[doorstuck]

[tadpoleboba]

silly birb

[theenglishnarwhal]

What’s the likelihood she does this every time and Sara has still not caught on

[theenglishnarwhal]

The Question of Housing (When Your Lover is the Almighty Shogun)

I’ve written a new fic about my favorite lesbian polycule, but specifically about Ei, Sara, and the Shogun. Sample below, but you can also click the link to read the whole thing! LINK

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

reblog to give the girl you reblogged this from massive honkers

[theenglishnarwhal]

Would’ve loved to hit this off the back of one of my fanfic posts, but trans memes are definitely an acceptable way to gain fake internet points

[shesnake]

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[meanangrydyke]

me and my wife are in a bad spot again. our lease is up at the end of February, we have no food, the car needs to get looked at which isn t happening for a few days so my wife can t work, and we need help really badly. if anyone can help us out with some grocery money or something we d be really grateful.

paypal

(this is my wife's paypal)

[meanangrydyke]

hi we need some help again , we really need to do a few loads of laundry and my wife needs to fill her prescriptions, if we can get like $70 that should cover everything. we re out of money and if anyone can spare anything it d help a lot

[meanangrydyke]

15/70

[meanangrydyke]

30/70

[runcibility]

[gun-flame]

@nendocris

[cecewarlock]

Best hozier song

As it was

Arsonist's lullaby

Take me to church

Foreigner's God

Angel of death & the codeine scene

Other (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[theenglishnarwhal]

I have witnessed enough egg-cracking and out of a mutual appreciation for Shakespeare, we have concocted this masterpiece

[beggars-opera]

This is the most adorable non-bot blank blog I’ve ever seen. People, this is all you need to do to let us know you’re a human if you’re confused.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[netscapenavigator-official]

By the way, @staff is changing the video player and photo viewer on the mobile app to the one from Tumblr TV. As a result, they have made the abhorrent decision to remove an important accessibility feature in order to TikTok-ifying Tumblr. You can no longer zoom in on photos. Or so I though. Because the visually impaired are now second-class users to the Tumblr Staff, they just decided to make it harder to zoom in on photos.

So, for all of you who, like me, find the pinch-to-zoom feature on Tumblr invaluable to read and view photos, you now have to:

Tap the Photo > Tap the “more” button in the description > tap the photo again

This will open the old photo viewer (for now, anyway) which was formerly one tap away. It will grant you all the former features of the old photo viewer, including the ability to zoom in.

[go-learn-esperanto]

This is awful and as I mentioned as a visually impaired person in my previous post about the Lightbox View the new video viewer is also not good for visually impaired folks as it removes the big ball that you could easily move to where you want to be in the video. You can still go back in a video now but it's not as easy and it isn't as easy to see on the progress bar because it no longer has the ball to indicate where you are and the viwer is more muted, like a grey colour, which is more difficult to see than the black white contrast of before.

You can also view the old editor by clicking more. It's honestly an unnecessary feature that causes more problems than actually giving us something.

[go-learn-esperanto]

Oh WOW it looks like this is also awful for privacy reasons! @staff do you wanna add more bad stuff to the list?

[meanangrydyke]

me and my wife are in a bad spot again. our lease is up at the end of February, we have no food, the car needs to get looked at which isn t happening for a few days so my wife can t work, and we need help really badly. if anyone can help us out with some grocery money or something we d be really grateful.

paypal

(this is my wife's paypal)

[meanangrydyke]

hi we need some help again , we really need to do a few loads of laundry and my wife needs to fill her prescriptions, if we can get like $70 that should cover everything. we re out of money and if anyone can spare anything it d help a lot

[theenglishnarwhal]

Very pleased to see no Harry Potter on my dash, thank you Tumblr

[barryogg]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies