Just Random Things

Reblogging for fun •Ace •Non-binary boy •Dead on the inside

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"i want to rotate them in my mind, i want to chain them to a radiator, i want to waterboard them but emotionally" here take this

[mika-chuu]

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[henchmaxxing]

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

[verdantelf]

fun fact antidepressants can cause low sodium levels.

when i was on them, i didnt know this, and my parents hated that i craved salt because “salt is unhealthy”, so i didn’t get enough–and blacked out and got dizzy a LOT.

if ur on antidepressants make sure to get enough salt!! i know media says salt=bad but i promise your body needs it!!

[teaboot]

IS THAT WHAT THAT’S BEEN ABOUT??

IVE BEEN BLACKING OUT CONSTANTLY WHAT THE FUCK

[daciancatamite]

which side of ur family has more drama

mom's

dad's

Voting ended onAug 11, 2025

[transgwender616]

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

[radicalcatgirlanarchy]

if you really care about media warping people's perception of reality, how about we stop talking about porn and start talking about cop procedurals?

[toloveviceforitself]

Being propagandized into waiving your right to an attorney is a million times more harmful than getting conditioned to like facials.

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[klapollo]

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

[klapollo]

TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.

So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"

(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"

(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).

IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[ahavaas]

babygirl, not gonna lie: with a name like that it'd be a little weird if it specialized in anything else.

[ahavaas]

no no no. you gotta explain what's actually being said, please.

[myemotionalsupportblorbo]

in this case there isn't actually any nuance. he literally says "my demon killing arrow is specifically designed to kill demons", which i find even funnier because he uses the same word 诛妖 (zhu yao) "to kill demons" for both instances. so it actually is the poison for kuzco, kuzco's poison, the demon killing arrow for demon killing.

[red-garden]

As much as I want to be a short Bingmei truther, honestly it would be better textually if Bingmei was bigger and taller than Bingge (who had to be tall and big to fit the male power fantasy). Like Bingmei got fed and trained and cared for during puberty. The love he received made him better prepared for the abyss. Like imagine he comes out of it and Shen Yuan thinks “oh wow he grew! He’s bigger than I imagined reading PIDW!” And then we see Bingge. And he’s smaller. Wirey-er. All the baby fat is gone on his face. Despite his muscles, his stomach is still concave. The absence is tangible in him.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

There’s also bones.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

“Well how much bones.” I can assure you a comical amount. You’d think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

This is just like. A couple of pictures off google. i’ve been there. There’s piles of bones they haven’t been through.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and it’s decorated like this. There’s bone piles and shit that hasn’t even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)

And like yeah but like. None of them look like a stereotypical evil dungeon in an RPG as the Paris catacombs. It's not just that it has a lot of tunnels under it it's that it has a lot of Dark Souls looking ass tunnels under it.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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[help-me-or-kelp-me]

[sorrrowfull]

[intelligentchristianlady]

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

[foxoftheasterisk]

If there's one person on a bus because that person cannot or doesn't want to drive, the bus is succeeding.

[luckyladylily]

I read a study once on the fuel efficiency of various types of commuter vehicles (car, bus, train) on a per person basis and the number of people needed riding public transit to match the "efficiency" of cars is shockingly low. A bus needs to carry like 3-4 people to be fuel efficient, and trains require 2-3 per train car. Both often carry two dozen or more during peak hours, more than justifying any perceived requirements for efficiency for the train or bus to provide service the entire day.

[brightlotusmoon]

[evil-dog-girl]

There's an inverted bell curve that goes like this:

No need to elaborate further.

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[villain-byteniwoha]

i just think. mob boss wife dick grayson can fix me. y'know what i mean? red hood should wife him up hard