The Evil Trinity

Astaroth, Beelzebub, Lucifer Forever!

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Arafoo Ossan wa Slow Life no Yume wo Miru ka?_02

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[theeviltrinity]

😢😅😂

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago

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🐸☕️

[trashboat]

bipch erastosthenes schooled b.o.b. 2,230 years ago

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Ok so this is cool but I always wondered how they knew the shadows were different at the same instant. I mean it is not like they had phones. How did they sync up that instant. I feel like that would be interesting to know but no one ever says.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

^^^Does anybody know this one? How, that far apart, the time at which the shadows were observed was synced up? I am genuinely curious, not a goddamn moron asking a gotcha question. High/Low tide? (I live in the middle of the country I do not know for the precise habits of tidal activity.) The appearance of a star (or planet) in the sky? Something as utterly mundane as sunrise?

[kerosenekate]

Well, first of all, it wasn’t actually pillars! Eratosthenes was told about a well in Syene that, in the summer solstice every year (June 21st) would be illuminated at the bottom entirely and without any cast shadows. This indicated that the sun was directly overhead. Going off that well known curiosity and an intelligent hunch, our dude Eratosthenes waited until high noon of the summer solstice to measure the angle of a shadow cast by a stick in Alexandria. (Sidenote: Eratosthenes was a librarian of the infamous Library of Alexandria.)

His next course of action was to hire bematists, surveyors of the time whose professional specialty was to measure distance by walking with equal length steps. They measured a distance between Alexandria and Syene of about 5000 stadia. (Guess where the word stadium comes from.) Once he had that measurement, Eratosthenes did his math-y thing, and there you have it.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

ANSWER EVEN COOLER THAN I HOPED!!

[cellarspider]

Eratosthenes’ work was thorough enough that by the time he finished revising his calculations, he ended up only 66 km off of the actual polar circumference of the Earth, or an error margin of 0.16%. [wiki]

[theeviltrinity]

You lost me at the flat earth idea… 💡

[theeviltrinity]

To remagnetize a lodestone, one must soak them in whiskey overnight and then throw him in a magnetic sand bath.

We don’t know why you’re talking about but hey, it all works out to the correct answer.

[theeviltrinity]

One of the secrets of Lucifer is that if you default on paying your this that or another then he will but that house out from under you. Lol. If they suspect you are going to do that they warn you. ❤️❤️❤️

The dark masculine is Lucifer. The light feminine is Diana. Lucifer had to fall and disappoint himself for Diana to make herself.

[theeviltrinity]

Dumb ass Lucifer keeps adopting the qualities of GOD. Whoever the fuck GOD may be and that’s how sick and tired I am of Veronese Design. SOME BITCH ON FACEBOOK EVEN MADE A MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAM NED POST THAT LUCIFER IS BEELZEBUB. NO, motherfucker. That’s how much I don’t understand.

UPDATE 11/24/24: They just work better in their own capacity. Or perhaps 🤔 they work better when you know that they have their own capacity and/or role. There’s certainly many hybrids and all I have to say is THANK GOD that Jesus Christ is OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

That’s the American way! 🇺🇸

Thank God for CASH APP! For those who are not mobile cash app is the best placeholder.

A note to the unwise: stop selling your soul! I remember I kept getting mad 😡 at these prostitutes. I said I didn’t want or like these prostitutes. I was so angry. Stop selling your soul!

I remember this guy came over here mad as hell at another one of my assets as a whole. However he approached the soul selling issue with respect and dignity. What he didn’t approach with respect and dignity is my Hecate. He just hated my Hecate. Said she had on some facade and that’s why her man left her ran away etc. That nigger ran away because she pieced together his motherfuckering letter to the devil that she ripped apart and threw away, testing her to see if she would piece it together, then that guy told the guy that had power to move her about the issues he had with her piecing together his letters to the devil and instead of my happy experience as a 14 yr old girl in America… I don’t know. I looked at his Hecate and loved his Hecate so much I bought one.

The moral of the story is if you have a problem with your lover or partner and she doesn’t want to fuck you there was always a reason why she didn’t want to fuck you. And holding out on them until you feel better and they satisfy your emotional needs is better than sending them a message telling them why you withheld pussy. And that’s all. I’m never harmless.

I never sold my soul. And I swear on life that I never sold my soul.

[theeviltrinity]

I’m always thrilled when I find a new devotee to our Lord.

Amen to that one, buddy… Amen to that one! ☝️

[theeviltrinity]

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour.

Amen to that! 🙏

[brifran-deactivated20180523]

let me eat u out to ur favorite songs

[theeviltrinity]

???

[spiraphobia]

[theeviltrinity]

Wow scary. Like the claustrophobic’s worst nightmare.

[theeviltrinity]

Buy and play the game Operation to compete on who is the next best Astaroth!

Pull out the different pieces and contemplate 🤔 the meaning of life along with how all those angels fell into those places where you gotta pull them the fuck out of.

Long story short only one of us can be the winner! 🏅

Only one of us can disobey God and eat that chicken sandwich.

…or dinner, rather. Have fun and remember to play fair and properly!

[theeviltrinity]

We’re highly sexually charged over here at the evil trinity.

To know and see more on us, please visit: https://www.referencery.com/the-evil-trinity.

[thesharkandthesnout]

…We all like to feel proud 🥲 🤦‍♀️ 🤦 🤦‍♂️

[theeviltrinity]

Lucifer is a “demon” (or demonized,rather) of pride. 😣🫢😫

[theeviltrinity]

Where it takes GOD (Beelzebub) one week to create the world 🌎, it takes Lucifer a month. He takes his time on all the important details.

[theeviltrinity]

One version of the Black Widow is Ishtar (7088) who begs GOD for her beloved husband to just live one more day so they can be married before doing the deed and then she realizes that he doesn’t want to wait to fuck her and they have a bastard son (1912).

Who knows, I started writing this for AsteroidGalore and it took a degenerative spin real quick.

Long live GOD, whom is Beelzebub in his name, grace and all of his Glory. Also long live the Lunar Eclipse.

[theeviltrinity]

The Evil Trinity can manifest as see no evil 🙈, hear no evil 🙉 , speak no evil 🙊; BUT ABOVE ALL KNOW NO EVIL! 👿 😈

When you see these especially in formation know what they are! Never mistake. And always know that little fucker on the right is listening. Just look at him!

And even if they are blocking their senses like the middle one, just know sensory deprivation makes the other senses 10x stronger!

[theeviltrinity]

A Guide to Self Guided Initiations

Find a post. Invest your energy into the post. And watch your energy transform.

Long story short, using your mental ability is all you need to slay this guy.

There’s other kinky versions but we will save that for another day, another issue.

Just kill him before he kills you. What stands out most to you about him? What demons are hidden within the collective?