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She/her - Marie

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[s-n-arly]

This is a very good way to use your privilege.

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[daykevin]

idk call me radical or crazy or whatever but people shouldn’t need a reason to care about human lives 

[daykevin]

all these posts like “if you listen to kpop / if you like anime / if you watch cdramas you should care about what’s happening right now” are SO tone deaf and weird. people, especially elders, are being attacked and murdered because of their race. that is why you should care. because human lives are being taken and it is wrong. an entire continent and its people should not be reduced to the commodities and entertainment they give to you for you to care about our lives. you should care about us because we’re human beings 

[daykevin]

ON TOP OF THAT that rhetoric is turning everyone’s attention to only east asians. yes, east asians are facing increased hatecrimes and racism. but so are south asians. so are north asians. so are west asians. so are pacific islanders. it’s so weird to focus your “activism” on the one group that you deem entertaining or whatever 

go here to donate to atlanta’s chapter of asian americans advancing justice / here’s a twitter thread of donation links

[slavery]

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

[unclefather]

why didn’t you just ask your little shitty friends to help you press the keys

[slavery]

fuck you im ant man and this reply took me 12 days to type

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[weonsinnombre]

[studthismuffin]

Oh that’s so romantic!

Oh…

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

If you think they’re not having the time of their lives

[moonwatcher13]

The catch means affection. The immediate dunk into the ball pit means love.

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[runcibility]

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

[twocatsinatrenchcoat]

*showers with both male and female shampoos so i smell androgynous*

[twocatsinatrenchcoat]

according to the packaging i now smell like almond milk, jasmine, and sports.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My mom remarked recently that of all the things she failed to anticpate about living into the next millenium, the funniest and most confusing one is that neither my sister nor I have a single goddamn friend with a conventional name, and furthmore, she occasionally has to stop and ask “Which ‘Squid’ are we talking about again?”

[gallusrostromegalus]

What’s funny is that we have no friends with conventional names for the exact same reason, but in opposite directions. I have an online presence where I know all my friends, even the ones I’ve known for over a decade and whose house I’ve been to, as their usernames first and only, because we’re using them to keep our online and public lives separate. A lot of my friends are trans, and only out online so for their safety I have gone out of my way to avoid learning deadnames or mixing any IRL identities they haven’t expressly stated can be shared.

My sister worked as a summer camp counselor and youth educator and everyone went by fake names specifically so

1. The campers wouldn’t look them up on Facebook and see pics of the adult counselors, well, acting like adults- having a beer, complaining about dating etc.

2. Because the state she worked in had mandatory reporting laws if they even suspected abuse, and it’s a lot harder for a kid to identify you to a vengeful abusive parent if they don’t know your real name.

So my sister and her friends all have second names to keep their public and online lives separate, but this time it’s the IRL people using the second name.

Which means that, independently, we each developed a friendship with someone who goes by “Squid”.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mom has helpfully pointed out that in addition to the Two Squids:

I know a Spider, my sister has a Tarantula and they are both in the process of getting doctorates, one in genetics the other in robotics and her brain has helpfully conflated them into a single budding mad scientitst who is building Mutant Cyborg Arachnids.

She used to be able to keep track of who knew who because I had the large international cadre, and Sister’s friends were all from the PNW.  Last year, Sister and a number of her friends moved internationally so now the Australians, Germans and Irish are starting to run together for her.

We haven’t even told her that one of my French People, “Ponds” has met and is kinda-sorta dating Sister’s International-Master’s-Degree-In-France “Frog”.  

I inherited my night-owl tendencies from my mom so sometimes she would come down, see me on the computer and ask “How are the Australians?”. My sister has since moved to Australia and likes to call in and ask “So How are the Americans?”

“Which one of you has the Porcupine again?”

This situation is FURTHER compounded by my Dad having both Theater People Who-All-Have-The-Same-Six-Names-Because-They-Were-Born-In-The-50′s-So-They-Have-To-Be-Referred-To-By-Roles-Mom-Has-Seen-Them-Play-Onstage, AND his Civil Activist Friends that got started in the 60′s when it was OK to change your name to something like “Virtue” or “Pasadena Orange Blossom” so recently “Falstaff” is in a facebook fight with “Rolling Stone” about Colorado Weed Law. 

“I couldn’t imagine trying to explain this to your grandpa.  He barely understood email.  Grandma though, she wouldn’t have blinked at two names. Probably would have suggested you have another three and attempt to defraud the IRS.”

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

A compilation of awful

[wetwareproblem]

[horrorofthebeast]

I dont know why i have to say this, i thought it was common knowledge but i guess not.

Do NOT trim you're ant's antennae. I dont care if it looks "cuter" (i doesnt!) You are literally harming your ant. Once you trim or clip off it's antennae it is unable to track pheromones, it's basically blind at this point.

I dont wanna see ANYONE posting pics if ants with their antennae trimmed i will BLOCK you

[horrorofthebeast]

I have an ant ranch.....

[mobileleprechaun]

[guerrillatech]

[fluffmugger]

amazon’s entire schtick is to run other businesses into the ground by undercutting prices then ruling over their peasant customers. 

[solitarelee]

FedEx just refuses to deliver to my house. It’s too rural. They just won’t do it. The USPS is gutted. If I need supplies or food or any emergency anything, am I going to risk the package being destroyed or never getting to my house, or grit my teeth and go with the chaotic evil monsters who will nonetheless give me the food or medicine I need? 

And guess what? Amazon is directly and indirectly responsible for both the state of FedEx and the state of the USPS. They were allowed to create a monopoly and they were PREPARED for the further gutting of the USPS we’ve seen in late 2020. In my rural area, with a pandemic on? I think people don’t understand what I mean when I say I have no choice sometimes, the same as I have no choice but to buy Comcast internet even tho it’s overpriced and unreliable. 

It. Is. A. Monopoly. By. Design. We’re being given no choice. The solution isn’t to attack the consumers; it’s to force the government to undermine the company and to actually support its citizens with things like the USPS. 

[jay-works]

Ethical consumption is a luxury afforded to the rich.

[paxamericana]

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[kragehund-deactivated20210322]

stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your downfall 🙄

[candyredterezii]

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

[candyredterezii]

[totallyfubar]

lore on my ramen package call that uhhhhh flavor text

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MARCH

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

March 2, 2019

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 IT’S TIME <3

[captin-owl]

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

[densley3]

IT IS TIME

[lemonsharks]

MARCHOWEEN

[thesaltofcarthage]

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever.