The Impossible Girl

Jaime a.k.a Elphie; 26. Demisexual hetero-romantic. Gleek, Browncoat, Whovian, Potterhead, Starkid, Spoonie and general fangirl

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[peachine]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[ultraviolentamp3]

Today on Hozier liked

[gay-zing]

Don’t screw with a girl and her robot!

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month!

[silverinkwings]

I want one or maybe two

[consensualclowns]

is this a bi joke

[captainilikeboysandgirlswow-blog]

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

[rogueartz]

I would definitely bi one of these

[there-is-purpose-to-be]

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

[amber-issues-deactivated2023061]

These puns are pretty ace.

[narratorquestionmark]

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

[sheshiresat-deactivated20181203]

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

[we-know-your-secrets-deactivate]

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 

[ozbert-mcdeadinside-deactivated]

They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.

[disguises4shipping-stuff]

This is pretty awesome to BI honest

[the-magicalpotato]

This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer

[221b1tch-deactivated20241216]

THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE

I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE

SIZE

INCLUSIVE

JESUS

FUCK

[roguecampingrainstorm]

WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO?

[roguecampingrainstorm]

IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL

[emilytoincreasethered]

OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT

[pandavalkyrie]

Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[klubbhead]

WHY AREN’T WE TALKIN BOUT THISS???

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

What the fuck does this even mean

[klubbhead]

[thyrell]

if anyone was wondering what dissociatingfeels like

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: the aromantic, asexual, demiromantic, demisexual, aroace, nebularomantic, queerplatonic, quoisexual, gray aromantic, and gray asexual pride flags with the words “radical acceptance not conditional tolerance” centered in white text.)

[marauders4evr]

Ah yes, The Phantom of the Opera - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Not to be confused with Beauty and the Beast - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Or The Hunchback of Notre Dame - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true lo-hey wait a minute!

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Parenting a baby Groot vs……

[raavenb2619]

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[overwatchuserboxes-blog]

request// This user ships McSombra.

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[chaoticprincecloud]

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

[scrabblezard]

$50 in a silver money clip thrown by a child who immediately fled in the opposite direction

[remadeagain]

[remadeagain]

are y’all referencing the same meme or trying to explain what kinning means

[anxietyproblem]

[christ-chan-official]

[gay-zing]

Don’t screw with a girl and her robot!