Nothing Interesting Here

Cool.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[fork-a-nature]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[nationalshitpostingagency]

[comrade-ines-deactivated2019112]

This post is a gift.

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[beep-bul]

[anachronisticautumn]

I’m not leaving tumblr until it’s literally unusable because

[anyame-neko]

しましまon

[dramaticalcorgi]

user: tittie

tumblr:  STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[darkwavepossum-moved]

>resist arrest

[scamp-on-a-lamp]

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust.

[angstytwat]

… No?

[duskpunkzebra]

It’s true! Cinnamon (or more commonly cassia because it’s cheaper) is the bark from trees of the Cinnamomum family. It curls up when it’s been peeled and dried, thus cinnamon sticks. But we grind it down to use it, so it’s pretty much sawdust.

[angstytwat]

Well shoot. I guess you really do learn something new every day

[bumbleshark]

crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point.

[bumbleshark]

me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible. i need to cry this out.

my body and mind:

[spideyytorch]

!!!!!! IVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE FUCK

[fearfultemper]

emotionally cold character: i don’t do relationships

pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*

emotionally cold character: shit

[otherwindow]

Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun. 

To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.

[otherwindow]

Deep sea mermaids are also shy, accustomed to dark waters for hiding their monstrous appearances. Freshwater Mermaid: Howdy y'all, I’d like you to meet my cousin. She’s a little shy :) 30ft Tall Deep Sea Mermaid with hair so long it turns the water black: ᴴᵉʷʷᵒ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[dykerouxls]

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

[dykerouxls]

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.

[saffronrisotto-deactivated20200]

[thebootydiaries]

Hey, spell icup. Heh. You just got owned fricken idiot.

[tiredaxis-moved]

op had to spell icup to make this post

[thebootydiaries]

[nemovonsilver]

I drew Toilet Purple

[ratpancake-deactivated20221208]

I have this college au headcanon that hog is classmates with mercy and it amuses me to no end 

[seashellronan]

someone: *giving me very important instructions that i should be paying close attention to*

me immediately zoning out: