This is what my life has come to....

I'm Steven. In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it good, friend?” “It is bitter—bitter,” he answered; “But I like it “Because it is bitter, “And because it is my heart."

[trulyvincent]

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[evilwizard]

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

[grelliam]

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Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity

[anxietyproblem]

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[noxsanguius-deactivated20250519]

Due to personal reasons,

It is now Halloween

🦇🕸🦂🕷🍁🍂🔪🎃🔮🎱🌚🌙🕯🗡⚰

[hotgrrlbummer]

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[prrb]

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

[druidquest]

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks

[catchymemes]

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[mysharona1987]

Bible-splaining to the Pope, wtf.

[chronicgoth]

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

[godsperm]

[toastbutteregg]

[britney2007spears]

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Original movies based on Nicktoons (sequels not counted)

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[jonbutter]

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

[songofages]

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

[heruut]

Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under

[doodle-in-space-deactivated2018]

oh wow that is fucked up